Luna quotes from The Loud House

Luna

[Comes clean] Yeah. I tried to get him to play the dance, but l couldn't.

Luna

[Sighs] l told you guys that Mick and l had this amazing bond, and you all thought it was so cool. But the truth is, l couldn't get Mick to play, because we're not mates. He doesn't even know who l am.

Luna

Mick! You showed up!

Luna

[dips Sam and goes to her Mick inpression] Thanks, love.

Luna

Of all the places for Vanzilla to bite the dust. Dudes, I didn't think we'd get out of there. [Flashback to a car wash, earlier; the machines have gotten inside Vanzilla, brushing and water-spraying the Louds, and completely covering them in soap; back to the present, traumatized] That was a long seven hours.

Luna

Dude!

[as his sisters furiously rat out at him] Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!

Lori

[enraged] You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!

There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!

[incredibly outraged] You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!

I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!

Luna

[firmly] You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!

No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!

Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done.

You made me look like a fool!

You made me look like a freak.

Lori

You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? [tries to make farting noise but fails] Of course it's not working now.

Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! Luna, let me explain!

Luna

Can't hear you, bro! [closes her door]

Leni, Lori, I'm sorry!

Lori

You literally disgust me!

Leni

Yeah! [bumps her head as Lori pulls her in]

Lola, Lana, please!

You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!

I wanna slam it, too! [slams the door]

Lisa! Lisa? [A note slides outside Lisa's door, and Lincoln reads it] "Vengeance shall be mine." [shudders and moves to the next door] Guys, come on! I'm your brother!

I have no brother! I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. [slams door]

Lori

Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I'm the oldest.

Luna

You'd just barf all over it, dude! I should have it!

Beauty before age.

Yeah! So I should get it!

Luna

That seat belongs to me!

Leni

NO, I WANT IT!

You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, and possession is 9/10 of the law.

You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute!

GET HIM!

"More tea, Lady Lillington?" [Lily removes a tiara that Lola placed on her head]

She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy! [Puts Izzy on Lily's head. They then start to pull Lily by her arms, which discomforts her]

No, she doesn't!

Yes, she does!

No, she doesn't!

Yes, she does!

Luna

Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!

She was my specimen!

We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet.

We were playing ball!

Luan

We were getting ready to take our show on the road!

Leni

We were gonna look at my magazines!

Lori

We were watching Dylan's date!

BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you re-gifted her brooch, and she is not happy about it. [Lori instantly looks regretful]

GIVE US BACK, LILY!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

Lori

I'll take that. [grabs Lily and runs]

Oh, no, you don't! [gets Lily back from Lori but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts]

Luan

Whoops. Sorry, Linc! Sorry, you loser! [laughs but loses Lily to Leni]

Leni

Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na! [loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan] LILY'S INVISIBLE!

[offscreen] Boo. [Lisa screams and she takes Lily from her] Boo.

Dang it...

Look! We all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let Lily choose.

Luna

[in a British accent] ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!

Luna?

What can I do? In a family this big, our eco-footprint is a size 18 triple wide. We use a lot of electricity, fossil fuels, water, aerosols, non-biodegradables, and did I mention electricity? We gotta reduce our eco-footprint. Hopefully, I can get my sisters on board. [cut to the living room, his sisters are complaining] Or not. Time to pull out the big guns. [holding up the poster] And if we don't all do our part, this adorable little guy won't survive. [they cry]

Luna

But what can we do?

I'm glad you asked!

Luna

I've been thinking about what you said. And you and the girls are right. I do get a little crazy when it comes to first concerts.

Why are they so important to you?

Luna

[Flashback to a younger, unfamiliar Luna attending her first concert] Cause my first rock show changed my life. It was Mick Swagger. Summer of seventh grade. The Gimme Swelter Tour. Up until that muggy June night, I didn't know who I wanted to be, but the moment Mick and the boys took the stage, it all started to become clear. It was like he was talking to me. [as Mick Swagger sings, Luna comes up to the stage and transforms into her familiar appearance] It was in that moment I realized... I WAS LUNA LOUD! Stage dive!

Wow. I had no idea.

Luna

I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it.

[crying] I'm sorry. That was just such a beautiful story. You're right, kid. First concerts are unforgettable. And I can't let you miss yours. [lets them out] Here. Here's your tickets back. Now get outta here!

Leni

[singing] Backup, backup, backup!

Luna

No no no no. Leni, you don't actually sing the words "backup". You sing what's on the page.

Leni

Oh. Got it! [singing] What's on the page! What's on the page! What's on the page!

What the?

Luna

He looks okay, but we better check him.

Leni

[checks Lincoln's temperature with a scanner] 986 degrees? He's good. Let him go.

Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on?!

Haven't you heard? This morning our house became infested with an acute, febrile, contagious virus. Or, as it's known on the street, the flu.

With 13 Louds packed into 1200 square feet, when someone gets sick, it spreads like the plague. We're not just talking flu, we're talking...a zombie apocalypse!

Luan

And the good news is that is nothing to worry about, we’re not a bad influence on Lily after all.

[putting their arms into the air to celebrate while Lucy is silent and putting her arms in the air] YAY!

[furiously] *BLEEP*!