Ronnie Anne quotes from The Loud House

Lori

[to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne with Bobby] Guess who's back together!

Babe and Bobby Boo-Boo Bear?

What do you mean you didn't convince him?

Lori

He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up and at that point I had literally reached my limit.

We need to do something to get Bobby's attention.

[while being dragged by Lori] We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!

Lori

Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. Do you really wanna argue with me right now?

Bobby

Babe, where are you going?

Lori

What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me! [cries]

I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting. [flees]

Lincoln, what's happening out there?

I don't know. But it was too much drama for me.

Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes! [hugs Lori] Thank you, thank you, thank you! I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff.

Lori

Uh, actually...

What?

Lori

I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay.

After he totally forgot about you?

Lori

But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches.

Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on! Help me out here!

I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome. I mean, who can make a cake like this?

Uh, not to be rude, but have you skated before?

(Gets up, smiling) Nope, but it looked fun. I've never eaten a hot dog with all that extra junk either! (Gets more and more excited) But I just moved here, and I wanna try every new thing I can!!!

(sputters and laughs) You're awesome! My name's Ronnie Anne Santiago.

My name's Sidney Chang! Nice to meet you!

That was the greatest rescue I have ever seen.

Pfft. It was no big deal.

[grunting] You saved my baby. Thank you so much, Ronnie Anne.

No problemo.

[gasps] That's exactly what El Falcón said.

Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!

Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!

[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!

Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.

Bobby

I'm gonna try to watch it in the mercado. My favorite shift's about to start.

It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.

Bobby

Yes!

[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.

I'm glad you could try to tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.

Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.

Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!

[shakes her head] Mm.

Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.

You can sit by me.

Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.

Shh! Why can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our own favorite hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.

The other bad folks want money, but the family doesn't have any, so they're taking Ana Ronalda.

[hugs her kids together, crying] This is why I make you kids carry a whistle!

You guys, this show is so cheesy. Sorry, but you wouldn’t catch me watching it in a billion years.

[shocked] That's it?! I need to know what happens next!

[squawking] Somebody's hooked.

[Who can smell the vapor rub from where she is.] Hey, what's going on down there? Is your Abuela cooking minty fish?

No! She's torturing me with her home remedies; and the worst part is, I can't watch the match!

Don't worry, find a way to keep you updated.

[Upstairs, drops her phone into traffic.] Ohh! Fiddlesticks!

[Alarmed] What was that?!

Uh, nothing. Probably Par dropped a coconut or something. Can I get some napkins?

[Grabs some peppers] "I want you to eat all of these chiles, mija!

Lynn Sr.

Rosa?

Ronnie Anne?

Lynn?

Lincoln?

[in unison with Lynn Sr.] What a surprise!

Lynn Sr.

[in unison with Rosa] I can't believe this!

This is incredible!

I know!

The Lynn-sagna!

Lynn Sr.

[having enough; enraged] That's it. You just got yourself uninvited from Thanksgiving!

Yeah!

Well, thank you. Now, I won't have to choke on your dry-turkey. And you can forget about coming for Christmas.

Yeah!

Lynn Sr.

Good! We don't like your soggy tamales anyway!

Yeah!

[gasps in horrified shock] This friendship is officially over!

Lynn Sr.

Fine by me! Lincoln, say goodbye to Ronnie Anne. Forever!

You too, Ronnie Anne. [The two chefs’ kids are shocked by their parents’ behavior]

Wait, what? Lincoln: I don’t want that!

Me neither.

You guys, what are we doing? We’re ruining our friendship for some fancy kitchen?

Okay, you've gotta tell me what's going on.

This year, all of the shops on our block are competing to see who can create the scariest store. They've somehow convinced Ernesto Estrella to judge it.

Oh, he's that famous astrologist your abuela loves, right?

Yup. That's why she's a little crazed about her horchata. She really wants to impress Ernesto with it.

Have you two been down here hugging this whole time?

Bobby, what did I say about being lovey-dovey on Halloween?

Bobby

Sorry, Ronnie Anne, but this is a super-romantic holiday, and Lori and I wanna do it right. Well, after we finish decorating the mercado. Babe, we're in this awesome competition.

I was just filling Lincoln in. The scariest store gets to make a commercial with Ernesto Estrella.

Bobby

It would be huge for us! And we are so gonna win.

[to the viewers] That's right. Ronnie Anne is about to get her pranking PHD, which is cool, but I'm just excited my buddy's in town, and we get to hang out. Plus, Dad made the appetizers, like mac 'n' cheese bites. [brings in a cart of appetizers and eats a mac 'n' cheese bite, then ends up spitting it out] Which of course, Luan filled with octopus ink. Real nice.

Luan

Benny, you may be stalled at level one whoopee cushion, but someday, if you work hard, you'll graduate too.

Aw, thanks, Luan. Until then, I'll just keep pouring my savings into this class.

Luan

Ronnie Anne, please accept this diploma.

Woo-hoo! Yeah, Ronnie Anne!

[throwing her graduation cap in the air] I'd like to thank my brother, Bobby, for being the main target of my homework assignment. [suddenly notices that the printing on her diploma is starting to fade] Uh, what's happening?!

Luan

Ha, ha! Disappearing ink! You haven't graduated yet. There is a final test you must complete, and this test is the hardest. [laughs evilly]

I did not see this coming! [eats a piece of chocolate cake, which then burns him as he screams] AH! Or that ghost pepper! Classic Luan.

Luan

Ronnie Anne, you must prank the master: me. And it must be done before sundown, so tick-tock. Remember your mantra: Work with what you've got. [throws a fart bomb and disappears as Ronnie Anne coughs]

Fart cloud!

Uh, what are you doing?

Prank meditating. It helps me focus. I need to think of something I haven't tried yet.