Scoots quotes from The Loud House

[pointing to Mick Swagger after Katherine exposed him out of disguise] Nobody punks us, Brit boy! Pudding him!

What are you punks trying to pull?!

Mr. Grouse, what happened to you?

[with his face all green with envy] What happened is I ate your rutabagas! [holds up a rotten rutabaga and gags]

You call this milk? I call it sludge!

You're telling us! We tried on our new dresses made from your "wool" and got the itchies!

We had to cancel our double-date with Errol and Daryl!

[as Chandler blocks his view with a giant cardboard of his head] Huh? Chandler, do you mind?!

What kind of run is that, Loud? Looks more like an emu trotting across the outback.

[annoyed] Oh, great. Scoots.

[seeing the portrait of Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti, thinks back to everything else] Fish cake, milk fountain, weird lady in a cat suit. Boys, what's going on?

I'm sorry, Mom. We got so distracted planning Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti's graduation party that we… forgot your birthday.

We thought if we brought everything from the cat's party here, we could still give you a great birthday.

[takes her hands] We're sorry, Nana. We really messed up.

Yeah, ya did! Come on, Gayle, let 'em have it! Mama loves the drama.

[laughs] There's no drama, Scoots.

Boo! Fine, I'll go take my own. Tyler! I told you your cats couldn't live with us. We're takin' 'em to your sister's.

Once we fix everything, we'll work on getting that new bike the right way.

Flip

[approaching her with Nacho; annoyed] Hey, I thought we were partners! I showed you how to fleece that clown-haired guy, cheat that scooter gal, and lie to those twinsies! And this is how you repay me?! [The Farrell twins, Scoots and Rodney all clear their throats and he turns around, seeing them all behind him and looking very cross for hearing what he'd done; chuckles nervously]

GET HIM!

[to the viewers] It's the potluck at Sunset Canyon, which I love, because they always serve my favorite meal: One of everything!

How long?

Ooh, lots of weekends!

[walking over] It's potluck night. Why don't you folks need to have plates full of foods?

We're not eating foods here until accidents happen.

[off-screen] Dessert!

Luan

"Fabulous! Can you get those decafs, Lori? I'm getting swamped with managerial duties after one of my own favorite employees showed up late. Not trying to name names at all."

Lori

[annoyingly fills a tray of mugs with the decaf] Managerial duties? Ha! Looks more like stacking cups.

Luan

Hey, watch what you're doing! You're spilling coffee everywhere!

Lori

Ugh! Stop micromanaging me! You're in a power trip! Correct, Paraag?

Staying there. Correct.

Luan

[Angrily] Ha! She just can't stand taking orders from her little sister because she has an ego bigger than a Bean Kahuna!

Lori

That's the other small thing, care to remember? Huh! Guess I AM being good at my job!

"Let's ride!"

"WHOOO-EEE!"

Uh, Lori, what did you put in those decaf cups?

Lori

Nothing! I just got it from the decaf pot!

Luan

Decaf is the GREEN pot! You gave them Jumpin' Java!

[speaking into the microphone; hosting] Happy Valentine's Day, and welcome to Kisses, Crepes, and Karaoke! I'm Trevor Budden. Some of you may know me as a middle school music teacher or last year's karaoke crowd fave, but tonight, I am just…

Hopelessly single? [laughs] Even Liam's chickens have somebody.

[sarcastically] I was gonna say "your host", but thanks for the empathy.