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Louds quotes from The Loud House

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In 3 of the 632 quotes from The Loud House
Most scenes with: Lynn Sr (2)

Lines by Louds 1

Scenes with Louds 2

Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!

Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.

That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us!

Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!

Guys, guys, please stop!

LCLouds and Casagrandes

STAY OUT OF THIS!

Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your dry bird?

[Lynn Sr. cries]

The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!

GGravybot

Did someone say gravy?

[bumps Gravybot into the wall] No. They don't deserve it.

GGravybot

AAH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! [squirts gravy all over Frida's painting]

[gasps] My painting!

Apologies, dear friends. I'm afraid my spell work has suffered since my exile aboard that cruise ship.

[lying on a grave; moaning] Sigh… Big sigh…

Worry not, Lucy. We shall get to the Underworld someday.

It's not that. Tomorrow is the anniversary of my tragic arrival on this Earth.

MMorticians

[confused] Huh?

My 9th birthday.

[Boris plays a sad tune, while the other Morticians approach her for comfort]

My condolences.

How dreadful.

Oh, why must normie society insist on celebrating life?

I'm afraid my birthdays are even worse than a typical normie celebration. Every year, my family subjects me to the same traditions. [Flashback to one of her birthdays; narrating] They start the day at a frightening pitch.

FLFlashback Louds

[barge into her and Lynn's room with balloons, noisemakers, and confetti after she wakes up] Happy Birthday, Lucy!

[Cut to later of Rita putting the Loud birthday sash on her, which hasn't been washed]

[narrating] Then they force me to wear the traditional Loud birthday sash. I suspect it's never been washed.

FLFlashback Lana

Hey, it's my booger from my 3rd birthday! [eats it, making Lucy gag]

[Cut to the Louds bouncing inside a bouncy house, that's clearly been reused for countless birthdays]

[narrating] Then I'll be subjected to the dreaded bouncy castle, a family birthday staple ever since my dad got it on clearance.

FLFlashback Lynn Sr.

See, Rita? I told you we'd get our money's worth.

[Cut to the Louds singing the birthday song for Lucy at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet]

[narrating] Then, there's the singing. [shudders] Oh, the singing.

FLFlashback Louds

[singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

FLFlashback Lucy

Sigh… finally, the torture ends.

FLFlashback Luna

Now in French, les dudes! [starts singing the birthday song in French with the waiters] ♪ Bon anniversaire à toi, bon anniversaire à toi… ♪

Groan… [back to present; the Morticians gasp in horror] I wish my family would just forget about my birthday.

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