Frida quotes from The Loud House

Downtown? At her age?

Is she crazy?

We tried to talk her out of it but you know how she is, stubborn like an ox.

Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!

Rita

Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.

That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us!

Lynn Sr.

Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!

Lori

Guys, guys, please stop!

STAY OUT OF THIS!

Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your dry bird?

Rita

The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!

Did someone say gravy?

[bumps Gravybot into the wall] No. They don't deserve it.

AAH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! [squirts gravy all over Frida's painting]

[gasps] My painting!

Lori

I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.

Bobby

It's not all bad. I found this half-off turkey jerky.

Flip

Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!

Bobby

Whoa, how did you guys find us?

Tracking devices. [both look at each other]

Lynn Sr.

You left before trying my twice-baked tart.

They would prefer my flan.

Lynn Sr.

Flan, shman. Tart, tart, tart!

Bobby

Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing.

Lori

We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.

Well, nobody wants that.

Lynn Sr.

We certainly don't.

Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly.

Rita

We're sorry too, it's just so hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.

Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.

Flip

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% markup. Holiday discount.

Bobby

Works for us.

I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!

Bobby

Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.

Lynn Sr.

I'm game.

Me too.

We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.

Rita

I'll help you.

Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!

Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!

[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!

Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.

Bobby

I'm gonna try to watch it in the mercado. My favorite shift's about to start.

It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.

Bobby

Yes!

[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.

I'm glad you could try to tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.

Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.

Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!

[shakes her head] Mm.

Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.

You can sit by me.

Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.

Shh! Why can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our own favorite hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.

The other bad folks want money, but the family doesn't have any, so they're taking Ana Ronalda.

[hugs her kids together, crying] This is why I make you kids carry a whistle!

You guys, this show is so cheesy. Sorry, but you wouldn’t catch me watching it in a billion years.