Trent quotes from The Loud House

I hear the screams are so loud, you can't even hear yourself scream.

I hear it's so scary, they give you diapers before you go in.

I hear a deranged clown chases you with barbecue tongs.

What're you guys talking about?

The Royal Woods House of Terror just opened up for the season and we're finally old enough to go.

Busted! That's not Chandler's grandmother. It's his old partner-in-crime, Trent.

[flabbergasted and sharped] Chandler McCann, where is your actual non-child grandmother?!

[sighs] Recovering from hip surgery in Scranton.

[gestures to Trent] So you've been pretending to be Gran McCann all week?

[guilty] Yeah. We just wanted the massage chairs for when we play video games.

[crossly] Well, bravo to your performance, Trent, but boo to your ethics! [Chandler and Trent both chuckle nervously] SCOUNDRELS! [to Clyde and Nana Gayle] Congrats, Team McBride. You are the real winners! [Clyde and Nana Gayle hug happily and receive the massage chairs while the crowd cheers as Chandler and Trent watch in shock of horror] As for you two, no one disrespects the art of the dance on my watch! You are banned from every dance contest in Royal Woods forever! Now, exit stage left! [brings in the big fan and blows the two boys off the stage]

Pfft. Big whoop. I've jumped out of planes before.

You mean the one on the playground?

Shut it, Trent!