Lori quotes from The Loud House

Lori

I can do only one rule: Stay OUT of our own bedroom! But if I catch you in here again, I may literally turn you into a pretzel! No, not you, Bobby. One second left, okay?

Lori

Mom, Dad. I'm not ready to leave home! [hugs her parents, sobbing]

Lori

[Enters the house, feeling excited] l'm back! [Cliff appears, coughing up a hairball] Huh, was kind of hoping for a bigger reaction.

Lori

Wait! Is this a new game? Somebody explain it to me.

Lori

Now, that's the reaction l was looking for. Thanks, Dad.

Lori

l just came back to get in a little in - person family time. [Rubs Lincoln's head] So, what are we gonna do today?

Lori

What? Is this another inside joke that l'm not part of?

Lori

[gets a little disappointed] No, no, no. That's totally fine. l can tag along. It'll be like l never left.

Lori

[Enters and interrupts the funeral] How many funerals have you done this year, Luce? By the way, love the new veil. [The Fox Quintuplets shush her] We'll catch up later. My deepest symapthies. [Leaves]

Lori

[Appears under Lola's table] What's so stressful about it? Tell me everything.

Lori

[Scoots out from under Lola] l'm just trying to spend time with my sister. [Goes back to talking to Lola] Anyway, so what were you saying? [Edna sets off the wind chimes] You know, for a masseuse, she's pretty uptight. [Suddenly, a big security lady grabs Lori and angrily snorts at her. She escorts Lori out. She shakes her fist] You know, this doesn't feel very zen!

Lori

[Sighs] So far this weekend has been a total bust. I'm back home, but l feel more distant than ever.

Lori

Look, l'm thrilled you're getting your money's worth out of that Niblick quote a day calendar, but can you tell me what you mean?

Lori

Yes! Great idea! [takes off]

Lori

Yeah, but today is about us being together. And those signs are just a suggestion.