A character in The Loud House
Played by Cristina Pucelli
The Loud House · 632 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 86 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Lincoln (34), Lynn Sr (25), Lori (23)
LuanOh! Sorry! I didn't mean to be a pain in the neck! [Giggles] Hey, come see my act at the Chortle Portal. I promise it won't BITE! [Runs off giggling]
[She places a whoopie cushion on the chair, Lynn sits on it and it deflates.]
LuanGAS what? You're invited too!
LuanShh! That's Benny, the boy I've been telling you about. But it's hopeless.
LuanSorry, Lori, we didn't know you were coming home. All of us already have plans. And we don't wanna be... [whispers to the others] Someone hand me two books. [Someone does so] Double booked!
LuanAh, l think they want us to asia - go. [Guggles as Lori gives her a glare] Oh, sorry, Lori. I couldn't resist.
LuanOr rolling Vanzilla into a pond?
LuanIt's better than the soggy Vanzilla.
LuanWait. What is Myrtle's last name?
LuanA little advice… Now that you know the pranking basics, remember, anything can be a prank. And I mean anything.
Luan[entering her and Luna's own bedroom] Hey! It's the Moon Goats! My favorite [bleats] BAAA-nd!
[Next, Luan is with Lori at a table holding a stirrer.]
Luan"When making latte art, it's all in a wrist." [She dips the stirrer into her coffee cup and mixes it. The foam inside takes a shape of a heart.] "Voila! A perfect cappuccino heart!
[The episode begins at the Burnt Bean. Paraag serves a coffee to a woman. She drinks it and walks off.]
Luan[Runs up; excitedly] "Paraag! Guess what I found posted on the bulletin bean!"
Luan[Realizes her favorite clown] Wait! Hold on a sec! Honkers? [Excitedly throws her suitcase to the ground and stretches her arms out] That guy was a LEGEND in birthday circuses AND rodeos!
LuanGet it?
Leni, quick! [enters the other room; panting] French Terry has just started to dye!
Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--
[splashes water in her face] Pull yourself together! Don't you understand?! There has been a real place straight for crime of fashion before, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the other people's own favorite family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!
And my home jersey! For some reason, I like to play this game for tonight!
LuanWe've just had a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]
[The list shows Lincoln's name on laundry duty and the family immediately turns to him]
AH! No! It wasn't me!
Says the other fellow in the colorful polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!
[as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You need to help me!
[trying to watch everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was feeling soft, or if it was becoming the other look in that poor sap's own eyes, but something about the other situation smelling fishy.
Thank you folks for coming. After much investigating, I've just figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!
[gasps] You can't prove nothing!
Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But peach socks alone couldn't dye the laundry peach. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye peach as the clothes mix] And while all of this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.
[Back to present]
[not seeing the problem] That story don't seem to make a lint of sense!
Sure it does, and I've just had proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the other family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.
[sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's wright. They smell the same!
[Three people, realizing they're busted]
But why?! Why did you do it?!
LuanOh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast, this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, folks! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
Baa-nana!
[Lana snorts milk out of her nose and onto Luan and Mr. Coconuts's faces, finding it so hilarious as Luan glares at them]
[voice-over] And I had a soak in it!
[voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!
[voice-over] You stung us good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.
[Three of them smirk deviously at themselves and join hands for their plan to get back at Lincoln; back to the present]
LuanWe're sorry. We just got back at Lincoln for framing him. It was an awful idea, but we'll just replace everyone's clothes. Promise!
Enough with the sob story. Lana, take them to the slammer!
Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.
Works for me.
I'm on board with that.
And we'll just get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?
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