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It's o-FISH-cial! You're a REEL catch! [giggles]
[laughs] Aw, Luan, I'm hooked on you! [laughs again] It's so good to see ya.
[clears throat] Luan, can you please control your dummy? He's creeping out our customers.
Don't make eye contact... Back away slowly... [backs off]
Oh sorry. He's just thirsty for attention! Get it?
[Sighs] Someone needs to pay for the soda.
[Luan giggles again.]
Well, I better take Mr. Coconuts home. [Gets the soda off of Mr. Coconuts] We just used our savings on that hilarious soda bit. I miss spending time with you, Benny. Ever since Dairyland closed for the off season, I don't see you very much. [Shows a picture of herself dressed as Heidi Heifer, unmasking herself in front of Benny, causing him to knock over a popcorn cart] Remember how I'd sneak up on you and scare you, and you'd knock over that popcorn cart? [giggles] I miss that! [Moves away from Benny]
[laughs] Classic us. I miss it too.
[Gasps, gets an idea] Wait! Benny, why don't I work here with you? Problem solved!
I was just thinking that, too! But I don't know if Andre will go for it. He takes fast food very seriously.
[Andre is now in a burger costume as he squirts ketchup on his hands and uses it as warpaint.]
Be the burger, be the burger. Sesame seed bun! [charges out the door]
You can convince him. He'll listen to you.
But sir, Otis is still injured and could really use a little more help. Plus she does have experience. Her family owns a restaurant. And she promised to leave Mr. Coconuts at home.
Fine, but Luan is your responsibility.
Thanks, boss! You won't regret this!
I hope not.
[Benny laughs nervously and heads back inside. Cut to Luan who sits sadly on the booth]
[Clears his throat and reveals the uniform to Luan] Welcome to the Burpin' Burger family, Luan!
[Excited gasp]
You start tomorrow!
Eee!!! [Hugs Benny]
[after Andre trips and falls from the bleachers] You okay, Andre?
No worries. The buns broke my fall. Anyhow, great game! I've been watching you play all season, and I can tell you have star power. Which is why, on behalf of the Burpin' Burger, I like to offer you a sponsorship! If you promote our fine establishment and wear our logo, you'll be a BB VIP! [Lynn reacts in confusion] Uh, it means you'll get free burgers.
In that case, count me in!
Stop by the restaurant later to get a taste of the VIP treatment.
[approaches him, covered in mustard] I believe this gherkin is yours, and this mustard.
[Later at the Burpin' Burger; Lynn and her friends are about to dig in on a pile of free burgers and curly fries]
Ha, ha! Enough for everyone!
Yeah!
Sponsorship rules!
[pressing up against her chest] I have heartburn… in the best way!
[to Lynn] You're very lucky. I wish I could eat here for free anytime I wanted to.
Maybe you can eat here for free. I mean, you're all star players, too.
Here's your free VIP cookie dough milkshake, with extra chocolate and caramel sauce. [adds the sauce to Lynn's milkshake]
[licks her milkshake and suddenly burps out fire] That's spicy mustard.
I really must label these.
[While Lynn, Margo, and Maddie are stretching out their bodies, preparing for the championship…]
[scrubbing herself with a loofah, still purple] Okay, folks, circle up. For anyone keeping count, this is my ninth loofah and I'm still purple, which is unfortunate because this game is televised and my mom's in the stands.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! That purple gal's my daughter! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
So, do me a favor and save me any further embarrassment by playing your hearts out and winning this championship!
[approaches Lynn, for the first time not wearing the burger costume, but rather carrying it] Lynn! Good luck out there. I brought you the Burpin' Burger suit to wear during the big game. [plops the burger costume on her]
Seriously?! But I'm already wearing the logo.
The logo's fine for regular games, but this is the championship game, which starts tp mean more eyes are on you, which starts to mean it's a huge PR opportunity for the Burpin' Burger. So if you wanna keep those perks, you'll just wear the buns. It's in your contract.
[Lynn and her friends enter the locker room during half-time]
Okay, team, huddle up. This isn't working. I love the sponsorship perks, but they're not worth this humiliation! [takes a gherkin off her head]
[Margo, Maddie, and Carla agree]
[agreeing] Here, here.
[showing up with the other sponsors] Hey, Kangaroos. We got some more merch for you to wear on the second half.
Sorry, but we're out.
We were obsessed by all the free stuff, but we're ready to get back to what's really important.
Playing like champions!
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