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In 5 of the 632 quotes from The Loud House
Most scenes with: Cheryl (2)
Scenes with Meryl 5
Thanks for buying me a snack, Clyde. You have no idea how much it costs to feed and house a dove.
You bet. Just two best friends sharing some dried apples! Nothing unusual at all.
MMeryl
Those are some healthy choices, boys!
Hey, guys! Fancy running into you here.
[waves a pocket watch] Behold, this antique pocket watch. Look closely at it and relax your mind.
Zach, why are you showing me an old watch?
Shh. Just focus on the watch. Let's talk about dancing. It's so cool. You want to dance. You need to dance.
[stops the watch] Nice try, Zach, but I'm sticking with my magic act. [leaves]
I don't understand why it didn't work.
[The two exit before the camera reveals Zack unknowingly hypnotized Meryl instead; she dances for two uncomfortable students.]
MMeryl
I wanna boot-scoot! I need to boot-scoot! Aw, yeah, aw, yeah!
What are you punks trying to pull?!
MMMee-maw
Mr. Grouse, what happened to you?
[with his face all green with envy] What happened is I ate your rutabagas! [holds up a rotten rutabaga and gags]
You call this milk? I call it sludge!
[Cheryl and Meryl are covered in scratches and itchy lumps from wearing their wool-made dresses]
MMeryl
You're telling us! We tried on our new dresses made from your "wool" and got the itchies!
We had to cancel our double-date with Errol and Daryl!
[That evening at the Chateau Royal apartments, Meryl is sobbing while watching the Southern Hospitality season finale by herself]
[enters, with her face covered in bee stings; tired out] Ooh, boy, did I have a dickens of a day. And are you watching the Southern Hospitality finale without me?!
MMeryl
Uh, you called and told me to.
That is a backhoe of lies! I think I would remember something like that!
MMeryl
You calling me a fibber?!
MMeryl
Oh and B-T-dubs, Wayland is the pie thief! [blows her nose as her twin gasps in shock over being spoiled]
[As they angrily go their separate ways, the Loud twins are watching through the sliding glass door and smirk at each other]
[Royal Woods Middle School; Lynn is driving around the hallways in her golf cart and all of the students shoot spitballs at her, causing her to lose control and crash into the lockers]
[as Meryl approaches her; weakly] Little help here, Meryl?
MMeryl
[disgusted] For the Brawl Monitor? No way! [shoots more spitballs at her and leaves]
Wow. Even Meryl hates me?
[The Action News Team rush to the teachers' lounge and find it completely wrecked where Principal Ramirez is]
This is not looking good for Crikey.
Yes, Miss Zhou, especially since there is poo in the corner! [gags in disgust, then calls for Meryl] Meryl, bring a shovel and a bag!
MMeryl
This is not in my job description, ma'am.
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