Sergio quotes from The Loud House

See you on the flip side! I've got a party to get to! [the Loud pets are thrilled with excitement and ask if they could come too] Oh, you want to come. Oh, me and my big beak. [sees the pets all giving him pleading puppy eyes as if they still want to come] I mean, of course you can come.

[spots the Loud pets sleeping in the sofa through the living room window after failing to open it; knocks to get their attention] Psst! Open up and let me in! [smiles while giving them a thumbs-up; the pets wake up, see him, and yawn before Walt turns off the lights and go back to sleep; gasps] Is this about the party not being at the big fountain downtown? It was a joke! Can't you take a joke? [the pets blow raspberries at him in jealousy and resume sleeping; now annoyed] Fine. Don't need you guys anyway. I'll find my own way in. You'll see! Sergio is unstoppable! [goes to the backyard and tries to ram his way through the doggy door, but it turns out to be sealed on the other side with wooden planks] I'm gonna have to use my brain and not my brawn. [flies up to the window of Lori and Leni's bedroom and knocks to get Leni's attention] Leni, you're dreaming. I'm Dream Sergio. Open the window. [Leni shrugs, gets out of bed, but walks to the closet instead and opens it, and collapses on the floor resuming to sleep; gets an idea and goes on top of the roof] Down the chimney like old St. Nick. [dives into the chimney and struggles to squeeze his body in, then crashes from the fireplace and into the living room, covered in soot; to the Loud pets as they glare at him in irritation] Ah! Told you I was unstoppable! [spins to get the soot off him and coughs; the Loud pets storm off into the kitchen, all fed up with his selfishness; groans] I get it. You're still mad about the party. [follows them as Cliff removes the planks from the blocked doggy door, for when they've been deceived] Let's talk about it like grown animals. [the pets exit through the doggy door, still ignoring him and not wanting to be bothered by the likes of him; groans again, grumpily] Real mature, guys!

[worried] I'm doomed! The Louds are gonna wake up, see this mess, and rat me out to Rosa! I'm going to bird boot camp for sure! [sees the Loud pets laughing at his misfortune and approaches them] Just the pets I wanted to see! Can you help me get rid of these pigeons? You're kind of my last hope. [the pets scoff in denial and go into Charles' doghouse, still jealous of his selfishness] I deserve that. [forcefully apologizes] Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't very nice to you (since I showed up) today. [the pets peek their heads out, cautiously] I should have been cool with what you wanted to do. [the pets gesture him to keep going] And I shouldn't have lied about the party. [another gesture] And I shouldn't have been so insulting. [one more gesture] And I'm sorry for being a big-beaked jerk. [sadly turns away, accepting the error of his ways; the pets look at each other and decided to forgive him by offering him a hug; touched] Oh, thank goodness. [joins the hug] Boy, you really made me work for it. [breaks out of the hug] Okay, so how are we gonna get rid of these featherbrains?

Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!

Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!

[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!

Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.

Bobby

I'm gonna try to watch it in the mercado. My favorite shift's about to start.

It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.

Bobby

Yes!

[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.

I'm glad you could try to tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.

Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.

Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!

[shakes her head] Mm.

Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.

You can sit by me.

Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.

Shh! Why can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our own favorite hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.

[shocked] That's it?! I need to know what happens next!

[squawking] Somebody's hooked.

Stop! Stop! You're flat!

Bobby

No, I'm not! You're sharp!

I give up. At this point, it would take a miracle to…

Leni

Hi, Carlota!

[gasps] Leni!

Leni

[enters the mercado van] O-M-Gosh! I'm so sorry this is taking so long. I can't find that boutique you sent me to. GPS keeps directing me to a dumpster.

You have nothing to apologize for. There's no boutique. I sent you on a wild goose chase to get you out of the studio because I was jealous of your relationship with Mariella. [sighs sadly] I'm really sorry. I wouldn't blame you if you never spoke to me again.

Leni

O-M-Gosh.

Awkward.

I messed things up so badly that we can't even do the show now. But don't worry, I'll tell Mariella it's all my fault. She'll definitely fire me, but… [sighs] I deserve it.

Leni

You know, there's still 20 minutes till the show. I think we can save it.

Wait, you still wanna work with me?

Leni

Of course. What you did wasn't very nice, but you're my friend, and I forgive you. So what do we need?

For starters: food, beverages, music, clothes…

Leni

Not a problem.

And models.

Leni

Also not a problem. I've got an idea. Go, Team CarLeni!

Hey, isn't that your RV? [points down to Camperzilla being towed away as Rita and Lynn Sr. watch]

Rita

[smirking] Well, I guess we're staying the night.

[squawks; comes down and sits on top of Lynn Sr's head] Hope you don't mind my snoring.

[in his birdcage; squawks] This is embarrassing! I don't need a babysitter! I'm a big bird!

A big bird who gets into big trouble. I'm sorry, but we can't take you to Carlos' lecture today and have you behave like you did at the last one.

And now, a rare Mesoamerican bowl that dates back to 1519. It's the only one of its kind left in the world.

A little privacy, please?!

[gasps in shock] Sergio, what are you doing?! Shoo! [Sergio flies out of the auditorium, causing the bowl to wobble and splash water and soap into his face] AH! Soap in my eye! [accidentally knocks over the bowl and gasps]

[laughing about the incident before Rosa glares at him as they walk up to the front door] What? It was funny when Dad started crying. [Rosa continues glaring at him] Uh, I mean, shame on you, Sergio!

Lynn Sr.

[opens the door; happily] Rosa, Carl, Sergio! Please, come in!

Gracias, and thank you for watching Sergio tonight.

Rita

Oh, it's our pleasure.

[sees Lola sitting on the sofa] Lola! My favorite Loud. Is that a new crown? It really brings out…

[cutting him off] Cut to the chase, Casagrande.

[groans] My dad's lectures are dullsville, and I can't sit through another if Sergio isn't gonna be there to wreck it.

Hmm. Sounds like a you problem… [Carl offers her some cash] that, I might be able to help with.

[firmly] Okay, Sergio, you'd better be on your best behavior with the Louds. If you pull any of your usual stunts, I'm sending you to bird boot camp. [Sergio gulps and whimpers worriedly; later, back in the van, waves goodbye] Thanks again! We'll pick him up tomorrow morning. [drives off as Rita, holding Sergio in his cage, and Lynn Sr. wave farewell… only to come to a stop and come back, holding out Lola, disguised as Carl] Nice try, Lola. Carl would never call the van seats "tacky." He doesn't even know what that means.

Carl, it didn't work!

[comes out, disguised as Lola] Worth a shot. [as they walk up to each other, he demands her a refund]

Sorry. No refunds or exchanges.

Rita

Hey, Sergio. [lets him out of his cage] The other pets are waiting for you out by Charles' doghouse.

[squawks] Sergio has arrived! So, what's the plan? What are we doing for fun today? [the Loud pets take out some playing cards and play a game of Old Maid] Ugh, Old Maid? [squawks] You call that fun? Ugh, no thank you.

[flies into the garage, and kicks out some pigeons who're playing a drumset] Shoo! Shoo, you annoying creatures!

Lynn Sr.

[enters the garage; groggy] Sergio? What are you and all these pigeons doing in the garage?

[nervously] I… uh… I'm Dream Sergio. You're just dreaming of all these birds.

Lynn Sr.

Oh, okay. That makes sense. [Sergio sends him back to bed] Good night, Dream Sergio.

That was amazing! I had you guys all wrong. You're totally cool, not mention, very clever. Mind if I hang till the fam gets back? [The pets look at each other and nod in agreement; Next morning, they're all playing a game of Old Maid in Charles' doghouse] Ooh, a match!

Oh, Sergio! The Louds tell me you were the perfect houseguest.

What can I say? It's easy when you're hanging with friends.

Well, I'm very proud of you. Now, come on. It's time to go.

Aw, five more minutes? I'm about to win at Old Maid!

Lynn Sr.

[off-screen] Rita, why is the basement covered in pigeon poop?!

[panicking as Rosa glares grumpily at him, realizing what he's really been up to] Gotta go! [flies off as Rosa storms off after him, while the Loud pets laugh and the iris closes in on them]