A character in The Loud House
Mrs. Bernardo
The Loud House · 632 quotes
In 7 of the 632 quotes from The Loud House
Most scenes with: Luan (3)
Now that you passed the physical test, it's time for the mental one. Your challenge is to remain silent for the rest of the day. Now, according to the rules of "The Official Mime Code Book…" [lifts up an imaginary codebook] Benny, a little help? [Benny walks up; places the "book" on his back] That means, no texting, writing, or communicating in any form other than mime.
[At Lynn's Table… patrons are also watching the show; Mr. Bolhofner and his pet bobcat, Rocket, are enjoying the all-you-can-eat buffet of Lori's faves]
[walking by with Principal Ramirez] Oh, it's all so exciting! I wonder who our leading lady will choose.
[Clyde turns on the big fan and the big wind blows off "Gran McCann's" wig, revealing that it was actually Trent in disguise as the audience gasp in shock]
Busted! That's not Chandler's grandmother. It's his old partner-in-crime, Trent.
[flabbergasted and sharped] Chandler McCann, where is your actual non-child grandmother?!
[sighs] Recovering from hip surgery in Scranton.
[gestures to Trent] So you've been pretending to be Gran McCann all week?
[guilty] Yeah. We just wanted the massage chairs for when we play video games.
[crossly] Well, bravo to your performance, Trent, but boo to your ethics! [Chandler and Trent both chuckle nervously] SCOUNDRELS! [to Clyde and Nana Gayle] Congrats, Team McBride. You are the real winners! [Clyde and Nana Gayle hug happily and receive the massage chairs while the crowd cheers as Chandler and Trent watch in shock of horror] As for you two, no one disrespects the art of the dance on my watch! You are banned from every dance contest in Royal Woods forever! Now, exit stage left! [brings in the big fan and blows the two boys off the stage]
[stunned to see the thief is revealed to be…] Mrs. Bernardo?!
Well, normally, this is where you clap, but I'll accept stunned silence. [bows]
You're the thief?! Wait, what is going on?! Is this a dream?!
Apologies for scaring you. I'm just training for an audition to play a thief, a crook, a desperado of the night! When I saw you were following me, I decided to roll with it, as they say. [scoffs] Of course, I wasn't going to harm you.
You did all of this to prepare for an audition?! We submerged ourselves in cheese!
[claps] Bravo to that! What an excellent improv.
But what about all the-- [yawns] stuff you stole?
Oh, stinky child. I'm going to put everything back. Thespian's honor. I have done this many times.
Well, this has been one crazy evening, but I suppose I'm partly to blame. I never should have dragged my child along while trying to play detective. Lily, sweetie, I owe you an apology-- [sees Lily now sleeping on one of the benches] Wow. [picks her up] Look at that. I guess chasing you around all night finally put her to sleep.
[Royal Woods High School; The Drama Club is waiting for Mrs. Bernardo]
[groans impatiently] Where is Mrs. Bernardo? The cast list for "The Case of the Missing Corgi" should be up by now.
Mm, I can't wait to find out who gets to play the lead, Detective Agatha Mystery.
[Luan and her friends smile at what Amy said. Mrs. Bernardo appears as they get excited.]
Fellow thespians, it is I! Now without further ado, [Lights come on and spotlight focuses on her; gets out a pen] the cast list! [Chuckles while throwing a pen, which spins and lands on the bulletin board, which it flips over and shows the cast list. Drama Club gasps in delight, then run to the list, and don't see cleaner Ed who is cleaning the lockers with paint. He sees Drama Club running past him. Amy knocks over The paint as it spills on his uniform.]
[Comes back] Sorry, Ed! [Goes to the board]
Oh! This is my favorite suede uniform! Oh!
[Drama Club fights with each other upon reaching the board. They come to a stop with lots of people on top of each other. Luan gets up and sees the list.]
[Happily] Oh my gosh! I'm Agatha Mystery!
So, Luan, our brilliant detective, did you crack the case, yet?
The trail went a little cold, but don't worry, I'm gonna figure it out!
[approaching to Amy while running up to the stage] Hey, Amy. Ready to go? [holds out his hand] Let me take your bag.
[notices a red mark on his hand] Rex, what happened to your hand? [takes a close look at it] It looks like… rope burns?
What? No. I… I… uh… scraped my hands in pottery class.
Our school doesn't offer pottery. [realizes] Wait a minute. You cut the rope!
[Mrs. Bernardo, Benny, and Luan all gasp in shock]
What a twist!
[guilty] I'm sorry, Amy. But ever since you got cast as Gertrude, you haven't had any time to hang out with me. I just thought if I scared you, you'd quit the play.
[disgusted] Super selfish, Rex. You and I are through.
[leaves the stage, tearfully] Oh, no!
Well done, Amy! I had no idea you had such stellar investigative skills!
[speaking out loud] MRS. B! DON'T EAT THAT LOBSTER! IT'S BECOME A BAD THING BEFORE!!!
[gasps] Huh? [smells the lobster and retches]
[Tyler, Scoots and Kotaro look down at the lobster and gag in disgust]
[shocked] Luan, do you know what you've just done?!
[sighs in disappointment, thinking she ruined her dream of being on the varsity mime team] Yes, I spoke. I broke the cardinal rule of miming, and now I'm breaking it again by telling you about it. I guess I'm not cut out for the Varsity Team. [she tears up and starts crying a fountain of tears]
[Caring] Dear sweet baby child, what are you talking about? [Luan stops crying with tears on her face and snot from her nose] Let me read you something from the mime codebook. [places the imaginary codebook on the table] Lucky for you, I never leave home without it. [opens the imaginary codebook. Luan watches nervously] Alright, let's see... Ah, here it is: "Mimes are to remain silent at all times... Unless another person is put in harm's way"! Luan, you did follow the rules! You spoke to save me! You're a hero! And definitely worthy of this... [she reveals a varsity beret and places it on Luan's head, and the mime angels surround her; Luan is awestruck] Your varsity beret!
[Proud of herself for being accepted on the varsity mime team] I'm on the team?
Of course!
[Lynn Sr. walks by and cries proudly]
[hugs her daughter] I'm so proud of you, kiddo!
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