Todd quotes from The Loud House

I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale.

Me too, FriendBot 1000.

[tries turning on the TV] Argh. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional.

May we call our own landlady if not?

Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours.

[hitting the TV, finds the plugging system unplugged] Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing.

[offended] Why're you always piling on me, Todd?!

That kid with the white hair is right! This town is special, and so is my town!

And so is mine. No town deserves to be flooded by you. Get your promotion some other way, Crandall. We don't want a sixth lake.

[groans] You bunch of babies! Ugh! Come on, Donna, we'll do it ourselves.

I don't know. Might not be the best look to flood a precious small town on live television.

This is Katherine Mulligan, covering the destruction of my town in HD-

[yanks Katherine away; chuckles] I mean, I would never flood this beautiful town. [waves] Hi, Mom, happy birthday.

[on phone] Joyce, this is the Oversecretary. I saw everything. Bulldozing a perfectly good town on live TV? YOU'RE FIRED!

[comforting her] There, there.

Don't touch me.

We did it! Royal Woods is saved!

If Mom and Dad find out we broke the vase again, we'll definitely be grounded for the whole year.

Luna

Can't we just get rid of it?

[imitates buzzer] They'd noticed. In case you haven't heard, it was a wedding gift.

That vase has been nothing but a pox on this house.

Ugh! I wish Mom and Dad never got this heinous thing in the first place!

[to Lisa] Are you thinking what I am thinking?

To the lab!

Siblings, I figured out a way to save our collective gluteus maximi. A while back, I unlocked the secret of time travel. I swore to never use it again, but desperate times call for desperate measures. My plan is simple: I'll travel back to the day of Mom and Dad's wedding. There, I'll prevent our parental units from ever receiving the vase. In layman's terms, no vase, no grounding. Any questions?

[raises her hand] Yeah… I've got one, brain box. Won't removing the vase affect the fabric of the space-time continuum?

Actually, that is a highly perceptive question.

[nudges Lola] Eh?

And I am stunned, quite frankly, it came out of your mouth. [Lola nudges Lynn in return while giggling] But don't worry, I have done the requisite calculations. I found that swapping the vase with another gift -- in this case, a mundane, gently used toaster -- would have the least impact on the space-time continuum.

You are just going to reanimate her anyway, aren't you?

Todd, we need to have a scientific obligation to solve the universe's greatest mysteries. And if that leads to a museum wing being named after me, who am I to quibble?

But how are we just going to do it?

Dr. Alvarez shall and will just be out for her volleyball tournament tomorrow. It'll just become the perfectest time. We'll just feel early, before the museum starts to open. Looking forward to meeting you, prehistoric woman.

Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist. We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow, and we need all your special skills to help rescue Eunice before Lola gets home. Here's the plan: [Lily shows the first drawing of him talking to Candace] I'll distract Ingrid's mom. [the second drawing shows Luan keeping Ingrid busy with her clown entertainment] Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained. [the third drawing shows Lana distracting Ingrid's dog with a bone] Lana, you distract the dog.

Good luck. He's a biter. [turns around, showing a chunk bitten off by the dog]

[as Lily holds up the fourth drawing of herself swapping Eunice and Nugget in Ingrid's room] Lily, you get to Eunice in Ingrid's bedroom where you'll swap her for Nugget. [the fifth drawing shows Lynn retrieving Eunice by using a drone] Lynn, you're on extraction.

Yes! I love extracting junk!

[confused] And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?

[chuckles sheepishly, realizing she was holding a drawing of that and puts it away] That drawing for school.

[as Lisa digs around in her drawer in the closet] So, should I decline Darcy's invite and liquidate it?

[sighs] No, I can't do that to my bestie. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Hmm. Maybe I can clone myself so I can be in both places at once. [gasps] Or cryogenically freeze Darcy so she doesn't age, thus eliminating the need for her birthday party. Now, where did I put my freeze ray? [looks at Todd, wearing her glasses and wig; gasps] Todd, that's an even better idea! You can disguise yourself as me and go to the party while I go live it up with Dr. B.

There is just one problem. I am way taller than you.

Eh, a minor setback. I'll take care of that. [takes out a drill and a pair of safety goggles]

Gulp.

And we are finished! [gasps] It's like looking in a mirror.

Twinsies! [he and Lisa high-five but stumbles and the glasses almost fall off] Whoa!

You'd better not move around too much, we wouldn't want your disguise to fall off like that mid-party. [gasps and takes out her tablet] Ooh, I also cloned my voice. Let me upload it to you now so you can give it a try.

Ahem. [talks in a slightly tone of Lisa's voice] Hi, I'm Lisa. I have a high IQ. I think I'm so much smarter than everyone.

Eh, a tad sassy, but accurate. Just to be safe, I'll be monitoring you with a camera and speakers. With this tablet, I can see what you're seeing. If you get into any figurative hot water, I can coach you via this earpiece. [puts it in her ear, under her hair] With these precautions in place, it's almost like I'll be there. I'll be the virtual life of the party.

I have arrived at the destination.

Excellent. Mission is a go.

Darcy

[approaching] Lisa, you're here!

[imitating Lisa's voice] Of course. I couldn't miss the celebration of the anniversary of your birth. [exclaims as Darcy grabs him by the hand and drags him over]

[satisfied] Ha. I couldn't have said it better myself. Now, I need to figure out which one of my fecal matter study slides I want Dr. Brown to autograph.

[swings the bat and hits the piñata so hard with a sonic boom, and candy rains down; imitating Lisa's voice] Apologies. Perhaps I over-engaged my core.

[relieved] Phew, good thing they were too distracted by sweets to notice your super human strength. [firmly] Just do not let it happen again.

I love a happy ending. Self-drive mode, take me back to my place.

Taking you to space. Activating thrusters.

What?! No! [blasts off] Lisa!

Oh, no! You got fungus in my bacteria culture!

[slumping on the sofa] Thanks, Todd, but even a re-enactment of the development of penicillin won't make me feel better today.

Please! No more sponge baths, Mr. Loud.

Rita

[walks off] Not even gonna ask.