Grant quotes from The Loud House

Lynn Sr.

Last item on the agenda, I've just held the first-ever Lynn's Table Employee of the Month contest.

That's awesome, Mr. L.

Cool!

Lynn Sr.

The winner of this month's award may just get a menu item named after him.

You mean like steak Ko-tartare?

Or a Grant-ipasto salad?

Lynn Sr.

Well, we'll work on the names.

[using a tray to shield himself from Luna firing ketchup and mustard as he approaches her and swipes the bottles out of her own hands] Folks, cut it out!

[takes a plate of another food out of Luan's hand] You're acting like children! Which I know you technically are, but still!

Lynn Sr.

[shocked at his favorite restaurant's messy appearance from the siblings' food fight] My favorite restaurant! My livelihood! [to his kids; upset] I can't believe you kids! [then turns to Kotaro and Grant; sharped] And you, Kotaro and Grant, I need to expect this behavior from my own children, but not from you!

What?

Lynn Sr.

[covers both of their mouths] You know what? You can forget about winning Employee of the Month, for now! [takes off his cooking hat as he tries to storm off to the kitchen] Neither of you deserve it!

Wait, Dad, this is our own fault. Grant and Kotaro were only breaking up our own food fight.

Luna

Yeah. The five of us got so caught up in trying to win Employee of the Month, and we lost another control.

Lynn Sr.

[gasps in realization] That's what you folks have been up to a few days? Trying to win that award?

[sighs as he and four of his own favorite sisters nod their heads yes in guilt] Yes, but we definitely don't deserve it.

Luna

But Grant and Kotaro do!

[runs over to his father along with Shelby when he comes out of a bush, dazed and groaning] Hamdalf! What happened?

Lynn Sr.

[ashamed] Forgive me, companions. Dumbleboar didn't send me on a quest to faraway lands to seek the gem, yet I have failed.

[confused] "Faraway lands"?

Lynn Sr.

Verily. I had to cross I-75!

[turns to her father; shocked] Were you trying to get rid of Uncle Lynn?

[nonchalantly] It was just a misunderstanding.

[off-screen] You, sir, are a cheater! [comes out of another bush, his hands and feet are tied up with sausages and his wizard costume is gone] This monster broke out of the stocks and tied me up in sausage!

[hurt] That's not true, Dad. Is it?

[as Kotaro and Harold glare at him; hesitantly] No, it's n-- [stammers] I don't know. I di-I didn't...

[fuming angrily at him for sabotaging the game and deceiving her] Thanks for ruining the game! [runs away]

Shelby! Wait! [sighs in disappointment to himself as everyone else walks away and comes up to his brother] Well, you win. Shelby officially likes you better.

Lynn Sr.

[confused] What are you talking about?

I came here to connect with Shelby, but instead, she ends up connecting with you. Thanks, Hambone.

Lynn Sr.

Okay, it's "Hamdalf," and I'm not your problem. You are.

And what is that supposed to mean?

Lynn Sr.

You haven't been listening to Shelby all day. You've just been doing what you want. This game might seem silly and ridiculous to you, but it's important to her.

[touched by the wise words] Huh. Wow, you are so right. You really are Hamdalf the Wise. I know what I have to do.