"Okay, everyone, Another time to go."
BBeany
Good morning, coffee crew! [Luan and Lori are in their barista outfits] Everyone have their seven cups of coffee? No? Just me! [chuckles] "Alright! I'm thrilled to announce the newest addition to the Burnt Bean team, Lori Loud! Let's give her a caf-hey!"
LPLuan and Paraag
"Caf-hey!"
[awkwardly] "Caf… hey!" [giggles]
BBeany
"Next order of bean-ness, I'm off to a conference in Beantown, so I'll be promoting our top bean-rista to manager while I'm gone. Say hello to your new bean boss… Luan!"
[Lori and Paraag gasp excitedly]
"Wowee! I shan't be there to let you down because I don't need to let you down and I won't be there to let you down because I don't need to let you down, Beany!"
BBeany
"I know you won't! I'm trusting you to keep the bean dream alive!" [Leaves] "Toodles!"
PParaag
"You deserve this, Luan."
"Aww! I couldn't have done it without you, Paraag. We make a good blend!" [They giggle]
"Yeah, congrats! I had no idea you were such a talented barista."
"Awww! Thanks! I hope you're okay with this. I know you didn't try to plan on working for your little favorite sister."
"Are you kidding? I'm totally okay. Just think of me as another employee. No playing favorites."
[Luan takes Lori behind the counter]
"Okay, we're going to hit the grounds running!" [She shows Lori the advanced coffee machine] "Let's start your training with the espresso machine." [The machine sparkles; Luan taps on it] "This baby is going to be your best friend. Treat her right, and she won't give you any trouble." [The machine puffs up some steam]
PParaag
"We need a Hot Bean Kahuna Joe-ppuccino!"
"One hot BKJP coming up! Speaking of drinks..." [She tosses the menu to Lori which she tries to catch it.] "You're gonna need to learn the menu. You've got your Royal Roast, Double Royale, Joe-ppuccino, Macchia-joe, Frappu-Beano..." [She pulls over a tray with a cup of coffee, a coffee bag, and a green pot.]"...Burnt Cremé Brulé Latte. And a slow joe in the green pot. That's decaf." [Lori begins getting overwhelmed by Luan's different coffee types racing by her.] "But then there's also half caf, regular caf, double half regular caf..." [That insignia hits her face, so she grabs it and places it aside.] "... and half caf decaf." [The last insignia pops.]
"Then, you've got your sizes:" [She begins stacking cups] Baby Bean, tall bean, high bean, and..." [She reveals a tiny cup.] ... "The Bean Kahuna, which is also the smallest."
"Fabulous! Can you get those decafs, Lori? I'm getting swamped with managerial duties after one of my own favorite employees showed up late. Not trying to name names at all."
[annoyingly fills a tray of mugs with the decaf] Managerial duties? Ha! Looks more like stacking cups.
Hey, watch what you're doing! You're spilling coffee everywhere!
Ugh! Stop micromanaging me! You're in a power trip! Correct, Paraag?
PParaag
Staying there. Correct.
[Angrily] Ha! She just can't stand taking orders from her little sister because she has an ego bigger than a Bean Kahuna!
That's the other small thing, care to remember? Huh! Guess I AM being good at my job!
[Luan screams angrily and Lori does the same, both having enough of each other's immature behavior. They stop fighting as they see the seniors have gone crazy and hyper.]
[Lori and Luan are stunned watching the scene]
PParaag
Uh, Lori, what did you put in those decaf cups?
Nothing! I just got it from the decaf pot!
[Lori holds up a pot, Luan and Paraag gasp in horror]
Decaf is the GREEN pot! You gave them Jumpin' Java!
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