Benny quotes from The Loud House

Luan

It's o-FISH-cial! You're a REEL catch! [giggles]

[laughs] Aw, Luan, I'm hooked on you! [laughs again] It's so good to see ya.

[clears throat] Luan, can you please control your dummy? He's creeping out our customers.

Don't make eye contact... Back away slowly... [backs off]

Luan

Oh sorry. He's just thirsty for attention! Get it?

[Sighs] Someone needs to pay for the soda.

Luan

Well, I better take Mr. Coconuts home. [Gets the soda off of Mr. Coconuts] We just used our savings on that hilarious soda bit. I miss spending time with you, Benny. Ever since Dairyland closed for the off season, I don't see you very much. [Shows a picture of herself dressed as Heidi Heifer, unmasking herself in front of Benny, causing him to knock over a popcorn cart] Remember how I'd sneak up on you and scare you, and you'd knock over that popcorn cart? [giggles] I miss that! [Moves away from Benny]

[laughs] Classic us. I miss it too.

Luan

[Gasps, gets an idea] Wait! Benny, why don't I work here with you? Problem solved!

I was just thinking that, too! But I don't know if Andre will go for it. He takes fast food very seriously.

Be the burger, be the burger. Sesame seed bun! [charges out the door]

Luan

You can convince him. He'll listen to you.

But sir, Otis is still injured and could really use a little more help. Plus she does have experience. Her family owns a restaurant. And she promised to leave Mr. Coconuts at home.

Fine, but Luan is your responsibility.

Thanks, boss! You won't regret this!

I hope not.

[Clears his throat and reveals the uniform to Luan] Welcome to the Burpin' Burger family, Luan!

Luan

[Excited gasp]

You start tomorrow!

Luan

Eee!!! [Hugs Benny]

(Closes the employee manual) That's everything. Look, you have your first customer.

Lynn Sr.

(As Luan smiles) Hi! Nice to meat you. I hear there was a new employee at the Burpin' B so I hustled down here to ketchup!

Luan

(giggling) Lettuce ketchup indeed! I hope the new employee isn't BEEFING it! (giggles) Get it?

C'mon, brah. You're gonna order or what?

Luan

Hang on, we're on a roll! You gotta RELISH it!

[to the viewers] That's right. Ronnie Anne is about to get her pranking PHD, which is cool, but I'm just excited my buddy's in town, and we get to hang out. Plus, Dad made the appetizers, like mac 'n' cheese bites. [brings in a cart of appetizers and eats a mac 'n' cheese bite, then ends up spitting it out] Which of course, Luan filled with octopus ink. Real nice.

Luan

Benny, you may be stalled at level one whoopee cushion, but someday, if you work hard, you'll graduate too.

Aw, thanks, Luan. Until then, I'll just keep pouring my savings into this class.

Luan

Ronnie Anne, please accept this diploma.

Woo-hoo! Yeah, Ronnie Anne!

[throwing her graduation cap in the air] I'd like to thank my brother, Bobby, for being the main target of my homework assignment. [suddenly notices that the printing on her diploma is starting to fade] Uh, what's happening?!

Luan

Ha, ha! Disappearing ink! You haven't graduated yet. There is a final test you must complete, and this test is the hardest. [laughs evilly]

I did not see this coming! [eats a piece of chocolate cake, which then burns him as he screams] AH! Or that ghost pepper! Classic Luan.

Luan

Ronnie Anne, you must prank the master: me. And it must be done before sundown, so tick-tock. Remember your mantra: Work with what you've got. [throws a fart bomb and disappears as Ronnie Anne coughs]

Fart cloud!

[shocked after Benny removes his Luan costume] Benny?!

Sorry, guys. Luan promise me half-off to wishing if I helped her. That class isn't cheap.

Your Luan was incredible.

Thanks. [impersonating Luan's voice] Voice mimicry is the only "A" I've gotten.

[groans] So where's Luan, now?!

That was unnerving.

We can't let her get away, or we'll never prank her in time! There's only 23 minutes until sunset!

Learning to tell time by the sun is also part of--

Of the class. I get it.