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[groaning] We got zilch.
Agh! And we've been working forever. How long has it been? Hours? Days?!
[checks the time on her phone] It's been seven minutes.
This is very hard. How are we supposed to find songs toddlers rock to?
Excuse me. Pardon me. Award-winning news celebrity coming through. Nice to meet you. I'm…
[surprised] Katherine Mulligan!
Yes, I'm here with my favorite niece, Adeline Mulligan. [turns around, revealing Adeline in a baby harness on her back] And I need to say, your own band is really a toddler sensation. I love to have you perform on my morning show, Kat Chat. Start the other day with a hot, steaming up of Katherine!
A gig? On TV?! For REAL?!
Absolutely. And Katherine Mulligan pays a generous appearance fee. So, what do you say?
Let me discuss with my associates.
[The Moon Goats huddle up in a circle]
Guys, we could get those thumpin' speakers, like, way faster!
Yeah, and probably still have some money left for that awesome stage package we saw, remember?
[They imagine themselves rocking out with the new speakers and confetti cannons]
[dreamily] Oh, many pretty colors.
We're in!
Great! Let's say, tomorrow morning. Oh, and one thing, I want you to play a new song. Katherine Mulligan likes her performances the way she likes her breaking news: exclusive! Now, I have to go. My niece has seemingly escaped. [leaves] Adeline Mulligan, do not lick that cake!
New speakers, here we come!
[The Moon Goats sit outside in the front yard as Luna paces around, back and forward; backwards and forth]
Without Lily, we seem to have no songs for tomorrow morning! Our own big TV debut is currently just gonna act like a big bust!
We need to think about something.
[as Sully gasps] I swear, if this is gas again…
No, no, no, no, no. I just realize Lily's not the only baby in the city.
[gasps] Yes, yes! All we need to do is snag a tune from another toddler! Sully, you're a total genius!
Told you nothing bad happened… [belches] Okay, some of it was gas.
[Luna is sitting in living room with her hands hidden under the pillows and looking very bummed; Sam, Mazzy, and Sully enter]
Luna!
Huh?
[excitedly] The dudes from the Cherry Pit Spit just called! And guess who wanted to headline the festival!
The Moon Goats! Band bleat! [they all bleat like goats together but Luna wasn't into it]
Luna, we didn't get a bleat out of you. What's wrong?
This is huge!
[hoarsely] Bad news, dudes. My doc put me on shred rest and voice rest after last night's gig. [shows her band mates her bandaged hands, to their horror; Flashback to the Burnt Bean last night; rocking out to applause and shreds so hard while letting out a rock scream, ends up burning her own hands, looks at them and screams in pain as she let goes of her guitar; back to present] Doc said no shredding or rock screams for a month.
[Caring] We can't play the Cherry Pit Spit without you!
There's no way I'm letting you guys miss this opportunity. Sam, you can take over lead vocals, and I'm sure we can find a temporary musician to replace me. We'll just have to hold auditions ASAP.
Luna, what is going on?! And don't say it's part of his unique creative process.
[sighs in guilt] I'm sorry, dudes. This is all my fault. I know I've let you down, but I promise, I will fix it. I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. I just need to make a quick trip to the duck pond.
Huh, I just call it the bathroom, but, hey, whatever.
[A little later, Luna returns with Nina]
Hey. This is Nina. She's who should've replaced me from the start. She's amazing!
Are you sure? 'Cause I don't wanna be harsh, but your last pick didn't exactly go smoothly.
This time you can trust me, dudes. Nina's the real deal. Check out those calluses.
[Nina shows the Moon Goats her hands, which have the calluses of a real rockstar]
[amazed] Woah!
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