[Lisa pours the serum anyway and the water evaporates, it turns into pink smoke; It's revealed that the older sisters have tinkled in the pool. They blush except Lisa and Lincoln.]
"Hmm... Unprecedented levels."
[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it while his sisters watch and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo]
"No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."
[Lily is about to go skinny dipping again]
"Oh no no no no no!" [grabs her and puts her in a diaper.] "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." [sees Lucy floating] "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."
"I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"
[chases Lily] "Get back here!"
"You know what your soup needs? NOODLES!" [Bonks Lana with a pool noodle]
"What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]
[flies right into Bobby] "Huh? Bobby? What're you doing here?"
Bobby"Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." [Blows whistle] "Everyone out! Senior swim!"
"What? There aren't any old people here!"
[The sisters and Bobby are hanging out front with the Delux swimming pool Lincoln originally planned to get. Luna is playing a steel drum. Lori is taking pictures of her darling lifeguard.]
"Oh, that's fierce, babe."
[knocks Lynn in the water] "Have at thee! HA!"
"Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun!" [slides down and swims] "La-la-la, la-la-la!"
[Lucy and Lily apply sunscreen on each other. Leni and Luan play Marco Polo again.]
"Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo, why don't we just use our REAL names?"
"Okay! So I'm..." [looks at her brother, surprised] "Lincoln?"
"Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do ya?" [Notices what Leni meant] "Oh! Hey, Linc!"
[The sisters look happy to see him.]
[Aware of what's going on] "Hey, guys...what's all this?"
"Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying YOUR pool, we decided to-"
"-POOL our money to get this one!!!" [Giggles and everyone groans. Luan gets bonked by Lynn's noodle] "That's using your noodle!!" [Giggles some more] "Ow!"
"Aren't you gonna get in? There's TOTES room for one more!"
"You're gonna let me use your pool?" [The sisters are concerned] "Even though I kicked you out of mine?"
"Well, he was kind of a meanie."
"Not to mention selfish."
Bobby
"And he stole my whistle!"
"But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool."
[while being dragged by Lori] We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!
Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. Do you really wanna argue with me right now?
Bobby
Babe, where are you going?
What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me! [cries]
I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting. [flees]
Lincoln, what's happening out there?
I don't know. But it was too much drama for me.
Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes! [hugs Lori] Thank you, thank you, thank you! I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff.
I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay.
After he totally forgot about you?
But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches.
Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on! Help me out here!
I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome. I mean, who can make a cake like this?
OMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day.
Bobby
Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital.
[Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital glumly. Maria approaches them with what appears to be blood on her body, and they scream]
Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
[End flashback]
Bobby
It wasn't great, but I was always up to date on my booster shots.
I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.
Bobby
It's not all bad. I found this half-off turkey jerky.
[Both families run inside the gas station, trampling Flip]
Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!
Bobby
Whoa, how did you guys find us?
CLCarlos and Lisa
Tracking devices. [both look at each other]
You left before trying my twice-baked tart.
They would prefer my flan.
Flan, shman. Tart, tart, tart!
Bobby
Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing.
We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.
[The Louds and Casagrandes all feel guilty]
Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly.
We're sorry too, it's just so hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.
Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% markup. Holiday discount.
Bobby
Works for us.
[They all agree and engage in a big group hug.]
LLJ
I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!
Bobby
Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.
We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.
Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!
Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!
[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!
Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.
Bobby
I'm gonna try to watch it in the mercado. My favorite shift's about to start.
It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.
Bobby
Yes!
[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.
I'm glad you could try to tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.
Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.
[Ronnie Anne is almost coming out of the living room, but Frida calls her]
Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!
Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.
Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.
Shh! Why can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our own favorite hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.
Okay, you've gotta tell me what's going on.
This year, all of the shops on our block are competing to see who can create the scariest store. They've somehow convinced Ernesto Estrella to judge it.
Oh, he's that famous astrologist your abuela loves, right?
Yup. That's why she's a little crazed about her horchata. She really wants to impress Ernesto with it.
[They see their older siblings hugging at the mercado's entrance]
Have you two been down here hugging this whole time?
Bobby, what did I say about being lovey-dovey on Halloween?
Bobby
Sorry, Ronnie Anne, but this is a super-romantic holiday, and Lori and I wanna do it right. Well, after we finish decorating the mercado. Babe, we're in this awesome competition.
I was just filling Lincoln in. The scariest store gets to make a commercial with Ernesto Estrella.
Bobby
It would be huge for us! And we are so gonna win.
I'm flattered the Casagrandes want my help.
Thank you for letting Boris come along, too. I'm so excited for Halloween in the big city.
[They enter Great Lakes City and arrive at the Casagrande apartment]
Lucy! Muchas gracias for helping us!
It's my pleasure, really. Scaring people brings me joy.
Bobby
[hugs Boris, mistaking him for Grandpa Leonard] And this must be the legendary Gramps that Lori's been telling us about. Nice to meet you, sir.
Boris is actually a child, but appreciates the sentiment.
Hey, Carlota. You look stressed. What's up?
I'm just really behind on making everyone's costumes for tonight. I'm never gonna finish on time.
Hmm. What if you had help? Leni is awesome with fashion.
Bobby
That's a great idea! Babe, would you mind going back to Royal Woods to get her? We'll still have plenty of time for our romantic Halloween celebration.
Oh, it would really help me out, Lori.
[sighs] Of course. Anything to help you guys win. [chuckles]
[Lori returns to the Casagrande apartment with Leni in tow]
[quickly hugs her] Thank you so much for coming!
You can brief me on the way up. What are we looking at?
Silk, cotton, wool, and I was thinking… linen.
[gasps] Linen in October? Now, that's scary.
Bobby
[peeking out] Hi, Babe!
[noticing Lisa, also in tow] Lisa, what are you doing here?
None of our siblings found my musings on All-Hallows-Eve to be interesting, so they offered my 50 bucks to, and I quote, "Take my dull facts elsewhere."
Did someone say dull facts? You're speaking my language! Lisa, would you like to help me reassemble a skeleton while discussing the mythology behind this spooky holiday?
[gasps and squeals] I apologize for that amateurish display of emotion. Be right up!"
Ugh, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so ready to start our romantic Halloween celebration. Is the mercado all decorated?
Not yet. We just need to wrangle the pack of angry neighborhood cats, which means we need Lana.
[slumps in dismay] Ugh, seriously?!
It would mean a lot to me, mija.
Ugh. You know I can never say no to you, Mr. C.
[hugs her] I was counting on that.
[sobbing] I can't believe I forgot the straw wig for my scarecrow costume!
Bobby
It's okay, babe. Leni and Carlota can make you a wig out of a mop head.
Bobby, I need to wear the wig my mom wore on her first Halloween date with my dad. It's TRADITION! [sniffs] I have to go back to Royal Woods. I promise I'll be back in time for our Halloween, boo-boo bear.
Bobby
Okay, I'll be waiting my little candy corn.
Bobby
[as Lori enters his apartment] Hey, babe!
I am so sorry for being late. [hugs him] You wouldn't believe what happened to me. [checks out the apartment; amazed] Wow! Your place looks great! Where's your dad?
Bobby
Relax, babe. He's also running late.
Oh, perfect. I'll go freshen up.
[As Lori washes off her face in the bathroom…]
Bobby
[off-screen] Hey, Dad, you made it!
Ah! It's him. He's here. [opens the door to see Arturo…only to realize in horror he's the same guy she pushed into the puddle earlier]
[gasps in horror and closes the door] That's Arturo?!
You won't believe what happened to me! I was attacked by the rudest blonde girl!
I shoved Bobby's dad into a puddle!
Bobby
[knocking on the bathroom door from outside] Babe, are you almost done? My dad's here!
Why am I getting a weird sense of deja vu right now? [Lori is surprised] Like I've been here before.
Wait! Maybe his memory isn't completely lost! I might know how to bring it back!
Bobby
What?
I promise I'll explain all of this later. OK, here goes literally everything. Sorry, Arturo. [shoves him into another puddle]
You! You're that girl who pushed me a puddle yesterday! [grumbles as Lori gets him back up on his feet]
Bobby
Babe, is that true? Why did you push my dad into a puddle…twice?!
"Babe?" Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?
YES!!! Your memory is back! Though I don't love the nickname.
Bobby
Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need to know what's going on.
Let's go inside, and I'll tell you everything over anchovy pizza.
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