Liam quotes from The Loud House

[puzzled] Jumpin' jackalopes. How in the world did she steal our stories?

[to his farm animals] Aww, I'm sorry, gang. I wish y'all could be inside with us too, but we're tryin' to fit in, and these folks ain't the farm animal type. [the horse blows raspberry at him] Yeah, I deserve that. Look, I know this won't make it up to y'all, but I brought somethin' for everyone. [holds up a plate of party food, opens the gate, and places it inside the pen, then walks away, but forgot to close the gate]

[enters Crikey's room where he's packing up all his stuff; mournfully] Hey, Crike. [sniffles] I just wanted to say bye. [Crikey gives him a sad hug; hugs and sobs]

Stella

Ooh! Lincoln, isn't that your sister?

Leni

[notices her brother] Hey, Lincoln! It's like, totes packed in here. Mind if we share your booth?

Well, it's already… [Leni and her friends end up squeezing in] Full.

[gasps] Is that spaghetti pizza?

Yum!

I'm starving!

Fiona

Oh, can I have a slice?

Oh. Well, I guess. [the teens devour the whole pizza] So, what are you guys doing here?

Yeah, don't you guys usually hang out at the mall?

Usually. But Dim Yum is closed.

Yeah, but the skee-ball is open! Come on, let's play some games!

[offended] They ate all of our pizza. Now they're playing all of our games?

Y'all, they're takin' over this place like skeeters on a sugar sucker.

Guys, it's okay. It's only for an afternoon. We can still have fun.

Mind if I get next? I don't get A's very often.

Fiona

Sorry, dude. Miguel's gonna be here for a while. He's on a roll.

Only 10,000 more tickets and he has enough to win the Rip Hardcore Waffle Iron!

[singing] Waffles!

I've been saving up my tickets for years trying to win that! [sulks sadly]

Leni, we're done with you (and your friends) hanging out here!

Yeah, now get! Don't make me huck any more ice at y'all.

Leni

The baby rocks was you? Not cool, Lincoln.

Fiona

[now annoyed] Yeah, if you're gonna pull dirty tricks, there's no way we're leaving.

[blowing her whistle, making Liam's twin goats stop fighting] Disqualified!

Disqualified? For what?

Violation of Auntie Pam's Double Trouble Contract. I can't have my twins fighting. They need to be united.

It's no fair! That crown ice cream should be ours!

[emerges from the bushes, shirtless, chasing after them] Hey, wait up, fellers!

At least we didn't get disqualified for fighting, right?

[gets an idea] Fight clause! Lana, maybe there's a way we can still win! Cheryl and Meryl just need to start bickering, and Auntie Pam will make us the Double Trouble twins!

But how do we know they'll fight?

Because you and I are going to make them.

We shouldn't follow the rat. We should wait at the nest.

What in the manure pile does that even mean?

Katherine is the nest, dawgs! If we follow her, the "leaker", or "rat", is gonna come to her!

Then we'll have our culprit! Rusty, that's a brilliant idea! Looks like it's time for an Action News Team undercover investigation!

8:02. Katherine takes a bite of Danish.

Stella

Roger that.

Gotcha. [he and his friends run over to Katherine and Principal Ramirez, surprising them with horror] Principal Ramirez! Action News Team!

Excuse me.

Principal Ramirez, how much has Katherine Mulligan been paying you to steal out news stories?

I don't know what you're talking about.

[sneaks up next to her and puts the microphone in her face, causing her to wobble and fall into the lake] We're asking the questions here.

The jig is up, Katherine "Shady Shader" Mulligan! The book Principal Ramirez was going to give you, is a bunch of phony news leaks we planted! Bam! [looks closely at the book cover] "Passion under the Pompeii Moon?" Uh-oh.

[snatches the book from him, angrily] You bet you're "uh-oh." Ms. Mulligan and I are in a book club together. Now someone get me out of here.

That's the story. We've been meeting to swap novels we're reading.

Stella

So you weren't leaking our stories?

Of course not! This what you spend your time on, making false accusations? I have half a mind to shut down the Action News Team.

Stella

Please, don't!

No, dawg!

We're sorry.

Give us another chance.

[steps in front] I'm Katherine Mulligan, and I agree with these children. Sure, they got the story wrong. But they've got real drive. [giggles] It reminds me of me when I was starting out. I say they deserve a second chance.

[out of her mind; annoyed] Fine. [The Action News Team jump and share a high-five; exits the lake, wagging her finger] But no more wild goose chases or knocking principals in lakes.

Promise.

We swear.

It was Zach.

Thanks, Ms. Mulligan. But we have to know, how the heck have you been able to scoop us?

With help from my boyfriend. He's a real sweetie with even sweeter leads. But I had no idea he was getting them from you.

[pulling up in his car] Hey, Rusty!

Dad, what are you doing here? Did you forget I'm hanging with the Dawg Squad, today? [hugs his friends all together]

"Dawg Squad?"

Stella

Yeah, we never agreed to that name.

What is going on with her?

I don't know, but, she ain't right.

Zach, what was on that tape you gave her? Did you mess this up?

No way! I'm the master of hypnosis. But, uh, I'll go to Stella's house and check the tape, just to be sure. And keep an eye on her until I get back.

Good morning, kids! Hope you're enjoying the cooler temperature. As Astrid Bjorklundson says… "Temperatures as cold as ice will help the children learn real nice."

Who is this Bjorklundson character anyway?

She's a leading education specialist from Sweden. And she has the coolest glasses. Check her out! [pulls up and plays a video on her phone]

My patented Astrid Method has improved student performance in over fifty countries. I not only preach the Astrid Method, I practice it myself. Brr! Thanks to that icy plunge, I just got ten new ideas! Hej då!

Soon enough, you kids will be the top students in all of Southeast Michigan! I can see you're all shaking with excitement. And just a heads-up, from now on, school will start at 6:03 a.m. for mindful yoga. [plays another video]

To aid the student's aspirations, begin the day with meditations. Astrid Power Pose!

Fun, right? Hej då! [skates off]

I can't start school that early. I need two hours in the morning to deep-condition my fiery mane.

[enters the Action News Team's newsroom; disappointed] Hey, y'all. [walks over the desk where Lincoln and Clyde are sitting] I'm sorry that yesterday's segment weren't all that and a bunch of oats.

It's okay, dawg. We can't all have this kind of charisma. Uhh, another dizzy spell. [twirls around and faints]

Are you all right, Mee-Maw?

[shivering, still shaken up by the experience] What the heck happened?

Ugh, I was tryin' to shoot another segment for the show, but things got a little outta control.

[angrily] Well, I was almost a goner there, and you'll be doin' extra chores for two years! [Liam looks down in shame; then smiles at him] But I guess you got yourself one heck of a segment.

[takes the first bite of his spaghetti and notices something off, his face turns red after he swallows] Uh, does this marinara sauce taste different to anyone?

[realizes] Wait, yeah. Something is off. And that something is… spicy?! [his face also turns red, and so does Rusty] Ah! Very spicy! Why is it so spicy?!

[blasting steam out of his ears] Hoowie. I can feel it, y'all!

[lifts up his shirt as his stomach growls] The beast is angry!