Nana Gayle quotes from The Loud House

[seeing the portrait of Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti, thinks back to everything else] Fish cake, milk fountain, weird lady in a cat suit. Boys, what's going on?

I'm sorry, Mom. We got so distracted planning Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti's graduation party that we… forgot your birthday.

We thought if we brought everything from the cat's party here, we could still give you a great birthday.

[takes her hands] We're sorry, Nana. We really messed up.

Yeah, ya did! Come on, Gayle, let 'em have it! Mama loves the drama.

[laughs] There's no drama, Scoots.

Boo! Fine, I'll go take my own. Tyler! I told you your cats couldn't live with us. We're takin' 'em to your sister's.

I'm not one for tooting my own horn, but I think we have this one in the bag. I mean, who can our competition even be? [gasps in shock, seeing that he's competing against the one person who hates him and his friends more than anyone] Chandler?!

You know that young man?

That's Chandler McCann. He's a bad apple. Uh-oh, they're coming over!

Hey, McBride, looks like we're facing off in the dance final. This is my grandma.

[walks up next to him] Hi there! Gran McCann.

Hi! Nana Gayle.

[stopping her from shaking hands with Chandler's grandmother] NO! She probably has a joy buzzer, or an ink squirter, or maybe even a finger trap.

No, just arthritis. [chuckles] Oh, I understand why you don't trust me. I know about my grandson's reputation, but I told Chandler that I won't tolerate any funny business during this competition.

[nonchalantly] Yeah, chill out, McBride. I'm always on my best behavior when I'm with my Gran.

Well, that's a relief.

What do you say, Clyde? [sticks out his hand, offering Clyde a handshake] Fair and Square. May the best team win?

[thinking about it] Hmm… Deal.

Today was a disaster. Talk about a streak of bad luck.

[offscreen] Those McBrides are real McBozos. [Clyde and Nana Gayle listen to their sabotaging outside the dressing room door] They totally fell for that crud about us not cheating. And now all we have to do is sabotage 'em again tomorrow, and those massage chairs are all ours! [he and his grandmother laugh, unaware that the McBrides know now, and are both outraged]

Those little weasels!

I knew Chandler would cheat! [thinks] Well, I guess we had no choice. We'll just have to cheat right back.

[to the viewers] It's the potluck at Sunset Canyon, which I love, because they always serve my favorite meal: One of everything!

How long?

Ooh, lots of weekends!

[walking over] It's potluck night. Why don't you folks need to have plates full of foods?

We're not eating foods here until accidents happen.

[off-screen] Dessert!

Lynn Sr.

Greetings, food truckers! I just replaced two stoves and a fridge at Lynn's Table, and I thought you folks might just use the other old things. [comes out of the van] You know, as an entrepreneur myself, I can tell you that running your own business is very rewarding. But it requires a lot of hard work, patience, and compromise.

Oh, I'm not worried. Clyde and I are always...

In sync. [they react in surprise, then laugh and fist bump]