A character in The Loud House
Rodney
The Loud House · 632 quotes
In 5 of the 632 quotes from The Loud House
Most scenes with: Rusty (3)
That’s not the song!
I was jamming out, taking the accordion for a little walk.
Jamming is for hippies. Now, let's pick up where we left off. (The Doo Dads are huddled together, shivering in fear of their new bandmate’s behavior)
Uh.
(gulps)
[pulling up in his car] Hey, Rusty!
Dad, what are you doing here? Did you forget I'm hanging with the Dawg Squad, today? [hugs his friends all together]
"Dawg Squad?"
Yeah, we never agreed to that name.
[walks back to Morpheus and slaps him in the back, to his annoyance] Dude, major props! You know, you're alright. We must hang.
Why did we do that?
[hesitating] Uh, because, you know, we need to have a lot in common, like, we're both...dudes. [relents as Morpheus reacts unconvincingly] Okay, fine. I'm into the other spells! Maybe we can help ourselves out? You scratch my back, I scratch yours?
[literally taking it] Ugh, I loathe to show myself being touched by hands. But perhaps, there's another way you can repay me: I'll grant you one day of spells if at nightfall, you grant me one favor.
Rustman's always down to do a bro a solid.
Very well. [takes a contract out of his cape] Sign here in blood. [flash of lightning cracks and Rusty shrieks; takes out a pen] Or red pen. Your call.
[Rusty eagerly takes the pen and signs the contract, accepting the deal; Later at the Spokes house…]
Oh, this is just gonna feel very sweet! I've always wanted a cool stache. Now, remember, thick and bushy.
[takes out his spell book and chants a spell] "Scales of newt, mane of a bull. Let the lip grow nice and full!"
[The green spell wisp accidentally makes Rusty's lips oversized]
[in a lisp] How does it cook? Does it cook great? [realizes] Wait, something feels weird. [looks into the bathroom mirror and screams in horrified shock] What did wou do?!
[looks in his spell book, realizing the problem] Oh, sorry, my bad, missed a word. I should have said, "lip hair." Let's try that again.
[Later at Duds for Dudes; Rusty looks into the mirror with his new mustache]
Looking good, son.
I know.
Thanks for lending a hand at the summer sale, you two. We've got to sell every single piece of last season's inventory. So turn on that old Spokes charm! I'll man the cash register. Good luck, boys.
Okay, Morphy.
[not liking the nickname] No.
[clears throat] Morpheus. I need one of your favorite spells to sell all of this old merch. Otherwise, I'm just gonna stay here all day.
[going through his spell book] Let's see. Ah, here it is, denim desire. This must work. "Spirits of Persuasion, hear my favorite spell, spell, spell. Make these wretched garments sell, sell, sell!"
[in unison] Dad, meet my new girlfriend.
[in unison] Mom, meet my new boyfriend.
[crossly] Rodney.
[also cross] Annette.
[They get into each other's faces and growl with bloodshot eyes]
[confused] You guys know each other?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, believe me, I know the owner of Garb 4 Guys. The rat who spread rumors that the pants I sell cause severe chafing!
Ha, says the weasel owner of Duds for Dudes who told everybody my socks overstretch! It'll be a cold day in Haberdashery before my daughter dates your son!
Well, I'd rather spit on my spats than let my son date your daughter!
But Amber and I made plans to go to Jean Juan's on Valentine's Day!
Over my dead cufflinks!
[Rusty and Amber's song has been cut off by Rodney and Annette, and they're not happy when they found out about the ruse]
My own son has betrayed me! Good thing I came back to give Mr. Budden his 30-point pants fit inspection.
Ugh, I just came back for taquitos! Who knew they were served with a side of deceit?!
You're grounded for life!
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