Paula quotes from The Loud House

[after Andre trips and falls from the bleachers] You okay, Andre?

No worries. The buns broke my fall. Anyhow, great game! I've been watching you play all season, and I can tell you have star power. Which is why, on behalf of the Burpin' Burger, I like to offer you a sponsorship! If you promote our fine establishment and wear our logo, you'll be a BB VIP! [Lynn reacts in confusion] Uh, it means you'll get free burgers.

In that case, count me in!

Stop by the restaurant later to get a taste of the VIP treatment.

[approaches him, covered in mustard] I believe this gherkin is yours, and this mustard.

Ha, ha! Enough for everyone!

Yeah!

Sponsorship rules!

[pressing up against her chest] I have heartburn… in the best way!

[to Lynn] You're very lucky. I wish I could eat here for free anytime I wanted to.

Maybe you can eat here for free. I mean, you're all star players, too.

Here's your free VIP cookie dough milkshake, with extra chocolate and caramel sauce. [adds the sauce to Lynn's milkshake]

[licks her milkshake and suddenly burps out fire] That's spicy mustard.

I really must label these.

[interviewing Paula] You really played your heart out today. Any words for the Action News audience?

[speaks into the microphone and to the camera] Head to Duds for Dudes, where satisfaction is guaranteed! 'Cause they know what a dude wants, and what a dude needs!

Okay, team, huddle up. This isn't working. I love the sponsorship perks, but they're not worth this humiliation! [takes a gherkin off her head]

[agreeing] Here, here.

[showing up with the other sponsors] Hey, Kangaroos. We got some more merch for you to wear on the second half.

Sorry, but we're out.

We were obsessed by all the free stuff, but we're ready to get back to what's really important.

Playing like champions!

It's so cool that your sister is letting you use her apartment to watch the game.

I didn't say that. I just said I was using her apartment.

So you're what, just sneaking in?

Normally I would totally respect Lori's privacy, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime pickleball game.