CCommentator
[as Babe Ruth gets ready] Is he indicating a bunt? Yes, he's bunting.
[The other team catch him straight away, and he trudges off forlornly]
AAudience
BOOO!
Good hustle, kid!
S10Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
MMoe
[sighs] Ah, no one touched my rumaki.
[throws it at him] WOOOO, RUMAKI!!!
[checking the boys' IDs] Sorry boys, but the curfew is final. [Looks at Nelson's] Oh, sorry to disturb you, Dr. Hibbert.
[as Dr. Hibbert] Not at all, Officer! [chuckles]
So, You enjoy this movie, Kids? Aah! Listen up punks. The moral of the story is, the adults always win! [The kids' eyes turn blue, as in the film] Waaarrgh! [It is revealed Eddie has been shining a light on the kids] For crying out loud, Eddie. You scared the hell out of me.
Sorry, Chief. [chuckles]
Tune in tomorrow, and every day, until the curfew is lifted, because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.
Well, at least they've already done me.
And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.
D'oh!
[Listening through an ear horn] Aw, I got nothing. How 'bout you, Frinky?
[Gets better signals through his ear horn] I have captured the signal and impressively triangulating the vectors. And compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand. [Points to the billboard] They're over there!
And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?
[Dr. Hibbert looks around nervously]
That's right...Homer Simpson!
D'oh!
WWiggum
All right, you kids, come down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
Speak for yourself! Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
You can't make us come down!
You adults are always giving orders!
Well, you kids are always disobeying them!
Well, adults treat kids like children!
Kids treat adults like cash machines!
[Song starts]
KKids
Adults!
AAdults
Kids!
KKids
Adults!
AAdults
Kids!
KKids
Adults!
Kids! You've had your fun, now we've had our fill!
Yeah! You're only here because Marge forgot her pill!
[embarrassed] Hmm...
WWiggum
Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks! [catches Nelson spray-painting "Oink" on his backside]
Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys! [But please don't quit the fan-club!]
Kids! I can nag and nag till my hair turns blue!
Kids! You bum my smokes and don't say thank you!
RTRod and Todd
Why can't you be like we are? [they get hit with tomatoes]
AAdults
Oh, what a bunch of brats!
MMoe
We oughta drown you just like cats! [Snowball II jumps out of his sack]
Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!
Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
Adults! You're such a drooling, snoring, boozing, boring bunch! Surly, meanie, three-martini lunchers!
I just ate a thumbtack!
Adults! They're always telling us to--
AAbe
[grabs Milhouse with his cane] Shut your traps!
Eh... we're all fed up with all of you whippersnaps! [Milhouse screams and runs]
OFOld Folks
We're trying to get some sleep here! It's almost 6:15! What's the matter with...
AAdults
Don't you treat us like...
KKids
Can't you just lay off...
OFOld Folks
We're sick of all of you...
EEveryone
KIDS...TO...DAY!
[Song ends]
AAbe
We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!
Oh yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
Yeah, you old fogies!
MMoe
Buzz off, you old buzzards!
[The adults and kids all angry throw taunts and insults at the old folks]
You're wrinkly, somebody should iron you.
This is Kent Brockman, reporting from... my own home, in accordance with the new curfew for anyone under seventy.
S10Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
"Legends of Comedy", my tuchus! What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done?
MMoe
[scoffs] Bye weeks. Bronko Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks, and now he's dead! [pause] Well... maybe they're a good thing.
All right, you guys have had way too much booze. [holds up some fresh bottles of Duff] Last call!
[The others clamor for the beer, getting overly rowdy]
[aims a pistol at them] Come on! Give me an excuse!
[After Homer, Wally and their troupe charge through various hallways looking for the Superbowl (with "Song 2" playing in the background)]
MMoe
Homer, we've been running around cheering for an hour! Where the hell's the game?!
You guys are following me?! I was following Flanders!
GGuard
Players and VIPs only!
CCCatholic Church VO
The Catholic Church: We've made a few... changes. (changed to "The Church..." on some reruns and in closed captioning/subtitles)
These Super Bowl commercials are weird.
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