M Marth
All right what's our next big summer franchise. Come on.
OF OWW Films Executive #1
You want an original idea?
M Marth
Yes. Let your imaginations run free. Something that's never been a movie before, but feels like it has.
OF OWW Films Executive #2
Extension Cords!
OF OWW Films Executive #3
Mixed Nuts!
OF OWW Films Executive #4
Car WASH
M Marth
Nah. We've already made that could possibly be a movie, into a great movie. There's nothing left.
[Marth's son, Jono, enters through the door to Marth's left.]
J Jono
Dad, can we go? I've watched all the DVDs in the Bentley.
M Marth
Jono, what's that in your hand?
J Jono
Oh . Big surprise that you don't know what this is. It's only Everyman. The coolest comic book ever.
[Marth takes the comic book and reads through a few pages.]
M Marth
What are his powers?
M Marth
That's it! Our next big summer movie will be Everyman!
OF OWW Films Executive #4
Uh, Marth? Ginormous Pictures bought the rights to Everyman three weeks ago.
[Marth throws the comic onto the table in frustration.]
Great, do you wanna see me naked?
GE GP Executive #1
Oh there's no nudity in this movie.
D Director
Bring in the next helicopter.
[camera pans to show a line of AH-64 Apache helicopters as one moves from the line from the rest which are hovering]
[last lines ]
AC The Answer commercial
My life was over. I'd lost my job, my husband left me. I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch. And then I found... The Answer. SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece, who hid it under a rock where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur, who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean, where it was found by Pat Sajak. These great men knew The Answer. The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire. Learn The Answer, and change your life. Available wherever dubious, quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.
[Bart visits Mrs. Krabappel]
Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.
[in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
UK Unknown kid 1
Emergencies.
Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.
[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]
[To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey. I'll get you off Broadway..
[Holds Mrs, Krabappel's hand] Edna, let's go.
[To Mrs. Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but Dad, can't you control your woman?
How can I control her? I have nothing to withhold.
Call me a killjoy, but I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it.
[Watching Marge's fight on TV]
Come on, come on, get back on your feet, I believe in you!
[climbing the bar from the tavern floor] I'm doing it Moe!
Oh thank god! – the pressure's off. [falls back down]
Out of all the stupidest things I've ever done, this is the stupidest. And you're doing it!
She found my one weakness... that I'm weak!
Carl, do you know heavyweight champion, Drederick Tatum?
What, you think just because I'm black I know all other black people?!
Actually, Drederick and I are very good friends. We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house.
[sees a decapitated head of Mrs. Hoover] You killed her?
Yeah, 'cause you're smart. You don't say "kill," you say "prank." Like Mom and Dad say "snuggle" when what they really mean is "let's lock the door and hug."
Well, I didn't kill Mrs. Krabappel!
So, all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
"Ding dong ditch" means you kill her. Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch.
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