All right! I'll let you shoot your gay adult film at my house.
I never said anything about gay.
I thought you guys were the gay mafia.
[Homer is once again hit with the hammers]
Ow!
S17Bonfire of the Manatees
Homer, is this a snuggle film?
DCDiner Cook
Oh yes. Senora left with a rugged yet sensitive man of science.
[worried] Rugged? Is that the same thing as 'handsome'?
DCDiner Cook
Oh no. Handsome means he looks at himself in the mirror. Rugged means you look at him.
[groans]
S17The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Whatever happened to please and thank you?
I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.
Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!
"Stamps rule! I mean, suck!"
[spots at a construction out the window] It's a little too spooky for me! And I don't even like watching counting vampires. Go back to your own country!
S17Milhouse of Sand and Fog
[Maggie has chickenpox]
Homer, don't touch her, you've never had chickenpox.
I know, and you did and you're great.
Oh, I'm just saying it's very dangerous if you get it as an adult. It could leave you sterile, down there.
Ugh, you always gotta work blue don't you Marge?
[Homer leaves, but pokes his head through]
You're better than that.
Well, me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
You don't trust me? After I salved every chicken pock on your ungrateful body? How dare you?
[turns red in anger] I'm still waiting for that "no".
Get out of this house!
Gladly! [angrily grabs his suitcase and opens the refrigerator door to packs the food out from the refrigerator, closes his suitcase, leaves the house]
This is all my fault! I planted Mom's bra in Milhouse's parents' bed!
[turns red in anger] Why, you little...! [starts strangling Bart]
Homer, I can save you both. Just let go of the rock!
Homer whimpers in fear
Just do it! Trust me!
Okay.
Homer releases the rock as Marge, with a rope tied to her ankle and the tree, lunges after her son and husband. Homer grabs onto her hair, whilst Bart grabs onto Homer's leg, hanging on for dear life.
Mom, Dad, I'd give a kajillion dollars for you two to get back together.
Make it 2 kajillion.
Homer!
We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
Does this mean you and Dad might get a D-A-V-U-R-S?
S17Treehouse of Horror XVI
AAnnouncer
We're here at game six of the World Series. The highlights so far: a cloud shaped like a giraffe that floated by during the rain delay. Oh, would you look at that? The Batter just called 'time out' again. Now, let's look in the stands at the players' wives. Well, what do you know? They're talking on cellphones. No doubt complaining about the good life.
This is the most boring game in all the universe!
And with all the steroids they take, the players look like freaks!
BBoth
Freaks! Freaks!
MKMini Kodos
[emerges from the left side of Kodos] Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! [Kodos bites his conjoined baby and eats it]
AAnnouncer
And next week on FOX, catch the new O.C. spin-off, Pomona. It's even hotter away from the beach. Mm-mmm.
If we don't speed up this game, the Simpsons Halloween Special won't air until Administrative Professionals' Day!
Speaking of which, we must remember to get Dorothy something. [He holds a picture of them with Dorothy, with both making love sounds. Kang then looks at a baseball player who blows bubble gum very slowly.]
The boredom is excruciating! Fire the Accele-Ray!
I'm afraid that your son is in a deep coma, and may never wake up.
Well, at least he's not dead.
I should say so. This way, I can keep billing you!
[angry, finding out the robot boy is living with them] Did you replace me with this tinker toy?
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