SSasha
Remember the night of the cast party? You and me... in the hot tub?
That night really happened? I thought I imagined it.
SSasha
It was real. And I've never had better.
S33The Star of the Backstage
S33Bart's in Jail!
BCBill Cipher
Buy crypto, suckers!
S33Treehouse of Horror XXXII
[as a deer] Time for a little "stag party."
[as a hunter] Thank God you're herbivores.
[as a deer] That's right. And today your name is "Herb."
[after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry!
That's my pee-pee bed.
S33The Wayz We Were
AAstronomer
I've seen the boys' moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer!
What's wrong with us?
RRuth
You haven't stopped by to say hello in years, and I live next door!
S33Lisa's Belly
Lisa is soft now.
Honey, if something's bothering you, you gotta let it out. Like swallowed burps, buried feelings can burst out at the worst possible-- [burps]
S33A Serious Flanders (Part 1)
KBKostas Becker
A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but came dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death.
Why are you dipping my face in dough? Why are you kneading my face into an "O" shape? Why are you pushing my face toward the deep fryer? Oh, I see. Clever.
S33Portrait of a Lackey on Fire
SPINNNNERS!
S33A Made Maggie
I'm looking for a godfather for my little angel.
Aw, what a cutie. Let me give her a sip of beer.
Okay, you're out.
If I'm out, Carl's out.
I decide who tells me what to do. Moe?
MMoe
You're out, Carl.
Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again!
LLegs
Let me break his kneecaps.
Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby.
Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we get him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever?
Disgusting! You give the Kiss of Death with that mouth?
[singing] Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Let me Hotwire you a car. We'll change the plates, I know a guy. You'll be my little alibi.
S33Boyz N the Highlands
So, Simpson, what did you do to get stuck on this perp hike?
Let's just say I got a little creative with some laundry pods.
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