Ralph Wiggum quotes from The Simpsons

I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kid — oh! [Ralph trips, landing on his action figures] I bent my Wookiee.

The pointy kitty took it! [after a rat stole his key]

[Covered in fake blood] I look like cable TV!

Everybody's hugging!

[Gets thrown through The Simpsons' window with a note] I'm a brick!

[Gets carried off by a wolf] You smell like dead bunnies!

I'm telling Mr. Bart!

Bart's my bestest boyfriend.

A B C D E F G. [long pause] How I wonder what you are.

The rat symbolizes obviousness!

I cheated the wrong way! I wrote the Lisa name and gave the Ralph answers!

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever-box.

Yo soy el language lab!

I'm turning my back on you. [does a 360] Hi, Bart!

[inside the lobster tank] I'm expensive!