Milhouse Van Houten quotes from The Simpsons

[sitting in the cockpit of an F-15 and pretending to fire its weapons] Take that, Mom! [presses a button] Take that, Dad! [presses another] Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?! Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler! [presses several buttons in rapid succession and is suddenly and violently ejected from the cockpit]

This is great, and all I've done is enter my name - "Thrillhouse"!

[voice only, inside the crate] Hey, we really could use another air hole!

[spots the moon's laser image] Way to go, Moon Milhouse!

Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of just one of them.

Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!

First girls ruin Sex in the City, and now this!

My other eye!

I thought your race car was a Transformer! Nothing's one thing anymore!

I can't believe we put a man on the Sun, but we can't stop my sneezing.

Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laughter.

Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?

A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.

I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.

[to Bart] This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doing it 'cause it was on the books.