The Simpsons Season 24 quotes

Marge

Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.

Homer

You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that, it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you, but you can't get it together to leave.

Bart

Come on, Dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.

If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything, it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?

Bart

Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.

Bart

It's Homer before his boobs came in.

Homer

Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.

Homer

A black hole...[whispering] I'm sorry, can we call it that?

Homer

Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.

Frink

Oh my God, Particle!

Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.

[reacting to Homer giving oral sex to him which is censored by a blanket on the camera] Ohhh yea-- Cinnamooooon cinamon CINAMOOOOON!

Homer

I'm here to take my life back!

Artie Ziff

I thought this might happen. So I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Crawl atop me and meet your doom!

Homer

Not so fast! Say hello the United Federation of Homers Through History!

Crush them, in the name of Jebus!

The Rich Texan

Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.