MSMarj Sampsan
All hail the dark lord of the twin moons!
S26Clown in the Dumps
BSBrt Sampsan
Don't have cow, man!
BSBrt Sampsan
Cow, man!
MSMaagi Sampsan
Make purchase of the merchandise!
[to Lisa] The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.
[Lisa goes back to her bedroom]
[Homer wheezes in his sleep]
Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? Oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.
[at some kind of restaurant]
I'm not going anywhere for at least 10 years. [Hibbert coughs a bit] 5 years? [Hibbert coughs a bit again] 6 months? [Hibbert coughs a bit once again] Should worry about that guy, he's got the cough.
[at a funeral service]
MMan
Worst funeral I have ever live tweeted.
S26The Wreck of the Relationship
Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?
She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.
Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?
[runs to Milhouse with Bart watching a red band trailer] Brief nudity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hour 1, Homer tells Bart to eat his broccoli]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 3, Homer tells Bart again]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 7, Homer and Bart sleeping on the dinner table and Homer turns Bart’s Krusty alarm clock off and tells Bart to eat his broccoli again]
Eat your broccoli!
No!
S26Super Franchise Me
It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?
Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!
Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.
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