Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

Bart, if you haven't clean up your room like I asked you to, your father's trick back would still be aligned. So, you pick up this mess right now.

Marge

Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils… things on TV that are complete inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour, nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is was really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight, instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.

Marge

[shouting at the house] Quit trying to push us around! Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners!

Marge

[the lamp got knocked over] I am not cleaning that. Oh, who am I kidding?

Marge

We've got to do something! Today, he's drinking people's blood - tomorrow, he could be smoking!

Marge

I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin. [Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II whimper miserably]

Marge

How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a lift, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.

Marge

Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right? [done anyway] Hey! What did I just say?!

Marge

These monsters are destroying everything and everyone we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on.

Marge

What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.S. law.

Marge

Maison Derrière? I can't believe there's a place like that in our wholesome little town! Homer, did you know there was a burlesque house that you sent Bart to work there?

Marge

A bus? Alone? Absolutely not. It's just too dangerous for an 8-year-old. In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take the bus.

Marge

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so many dolphins in it, and you know how smart they are.

Marge

[holding a spoonful of food in front of Maggie] Here comes the flying saucer! [Maggie starts to cry]

Marge

Your father traded all of our tools for M&M's again.