Oh, I think you'd better stay home from school, sweetie.
I'm not at school?
No, honey. And you should stay home.
Yes, Miss Hover.
S32Now Museum, Now You Don't
S32Treehouse of Horror XXXI
Oh, thanks, Mom. "Just keep away from scrotum." Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
Mm, I think it's in my other pants.
His accessories will go to his widow.
[A symbol-banging monkey bangs their symbols together]
His widow was a monkey? Eh, love is love.
My toys. You're alive?
Bart Simpson, I'm gonna do what clowns do best: kill. [Using an orange rope as a whiplash, he hits Bart down]
Nice party, Lisa. Didn't realize the theme was being a loser.
My party is not full of losers.
I can burp magic!
STSherri and Terri
Are we that predictable?
S32The 7 Beer Itch
Lily gets why we're here. Life is supposed to be fun. I loved her. We all loved her. The way gophers love that sweet, sweet poison. Every man wanted her for the greatest reason there is. Lily could make life fun.
S32Podcast News
Now to go back to my loving family.
[Kent's children shows them on tech]
[Megan Richie voice to the lens] For two episodes, Alex Trebek was a Canadian-American game show host and television personality, best known for hosting Jeopardy!. You families got to know him. He voiced himself in the season 9 episode "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" in 1997 and the season 24 episode "Penny-Wiseguys" in 2012 and sadly on November 8th after Donald Trump got fired, Alex Trebek passed away, so from all of us here at The Simpsons, our sincere condolences to his family and his friends.
S32Three Dreams Denied
The best sound of all, silence.
That's baloney. Anybody could fake a check from Warner Bros. Animation.
No, it's legit. I made more in a minute than you do in a month, fatso.
[turns red in anger] Why, you little... [tries to strangles Bart]
Uhp-uhp-uhp. Keep your hands off the moneymaker. And don't look me in the voice.
S32Sorry Not Sorry
Lisa [to Miss Hoover]: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
Mm.
In other words, you're an uninspiring hack.
Apologize immediately.
No. I told the truth.
The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention. [echoing]: Detention. Detention. Detention.
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S32A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas
Okay, there's nowhere else to sleep. I have no choice. [ends up entering Lisa's bedroom with Maggie, Lisa, and the dolls] Ay, caramba! Okay, ladies, let's get this over with. [as he sees so many dolls on the floor, he becomes very frightened. Then he leaps on her bed] No more girly stuff, lights out.
As you wish, Prince pajama foot.
S32Diary Queen
Assembly item number two: Don't take drugs!
I don't!
Our most successful assembly ever.
Order! Order!
Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?
I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.
I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.
Well, that's one, two, three, and...
I have to stay here in Springfield, because boys like Bart Simpson need me. Sweet, misunderstood boys, who just need someone to recognise the basic goodness that's trapped inside them and is desperately trying to get out.
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