Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
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S32Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?
S32Burger Kings
With all these commercials, I'm afraid your father's going to need bigger pants. Alexa, do you have any X-X-X-X- X-X-X-XL in stock?
Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you, but every generation has its to-do list. Yours is putting Miami on stilts, inventing new bees, and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.
Yeah, Cool?
What?
S32Panic on the Streets of Springfield
Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.
I wore my socks on the scale.
And your cholesterol is sky high.
Go big or go home.
Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
[Gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be a quarterback slash international super spy.
Don't worry. Lot T is very common amongst men your age. It can be treated with a prescription drug called Vicodude.
Pill me up!
Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.
Oh, really? You hate the outdoors! You've never been camping! You've never hauled or towed anything, or shown any interest in hauling and towing! And please, tell me the meaning of the word, torque.
The smoke hole where the truck's farts come out?
Torque is the tendency of a force to rotate the body to which it is applied. LIKE THIS! [spins Homer around] HOMER JAY SIMPSON, YOU ARE NOT A TRUCK GUY!!
S33The Star of the Backstage
SSasha
Remember the night of the cast party? You and me... in the hot tub?
That night really happened? I thought I imagined it.
SSasha
It was real. And I've never had better.
S33Bart's in Jail!
BCBill Cipher
Buy crypto, suckers!
S33Treehouse of Horror XXXII
[as a deer] Time for a little "stag party."
[as a hunter] Thank God you're herbivores.
[as a deer] That's right. And today your name is "Herb."
[after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry!
That's my pee-pee bed.
S33The Wayz We Were
AAstronomer
I've seen the boys' moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer!
What's wrong with us?
RRuth
You haven't stopped by to say hello in years, and I live next door!
S33Lisa's Belly
Lisa is soft now.
Honey, if something's bothering you, you gotta let it out. Like swallowed burps, buried feelings can burst out at the worst possible-- [burps]
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