A character in The Simpsons
Played by Maggie Roswell
The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes
In 6 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Lisa Simpson (2), Principal Skinner (2), Ralph Wiggum (2)
Ugh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry... Pre-packaged Star Wars figures still in their display boxes? Are those the limited edition action figures?
What's a diorama? [Skinner picks up the figures excitedly]
Why, it's Luke... And Obi-Wan! And my favourite, Chewie! They're all here! [to Ms. Hoover] What do you think?
Miss HooverI think it's lunchtime.
[immediately presents first prize ribbon] WE HAVE A WINNER!
Seymour, you're being totally unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
Teachers, you don't have the guts to strike!
You don't have the guts to takes us on.
[both walk away, Bart emerges from one of the lockers and imitates a chicken clucking, he hides again as Skinner and Krabappel turn to face each other]
That's it!
STEEEE-RIKE!
[cut to Miss Hoover's classroom, Skinner and Krabappel are heard on the intercom fighting for control of the microphone]
[via intercom] Attention, this is an emergency broadcast, all is well within the school. My authority as principal is total... [Krabappel snatches the microphone back from him] No, give me that...
[via intercom] Attention teachers, we're on strike. Ha!
[children in Miss Hoover's children begin to mumur in excitement]
Oh no, strike?
Miss Hoover, are you on...
[Miss Hoover is shown driving off in her car, throwing papers out of it]
Miss HooverGo home, children!
"Embiggens"? I never heard that word before I came to Springfield.
Miss HooverI don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Lisa [to Miss Hoover]: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
Miss HooverMm.
In other words, you're an uninspiring hack.
Miss HooverApologize immediately.
No. I told the truth.
Miss HooverThe truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention. [echoing]: Detention. Detention. Detention.
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Luann, we're here for you.
But... but being a funny wine mom is my thing. I have absolutely nothing else in my life. [He starting to crying, Milhouse sighs]
You like coffee, right? What if your new personality was coffee?
Coffee merch doesn't get me there!
Chocolate?
"It's chocolate o'clock somewhere"? That makes no sense, Bernice.
Miss HooverHow about "proud slut"?
Hmm... hmm... I love it.
Doesn't betting on bad things happening to children feel just a bit wrong?
Miss HooverI feel nothing and I'm fine with that.
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