Order! Order!
Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?
I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.
I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.
Well, that's one, two, three, and...
I have to stay here in Springfield, because boys like Bart Simpson need me. Sweet, misunderstood boys, who just need someone to recognise the basic goodness that's trapped inside them and is desperately trying to get out.
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