Sherri quotes from The Simpsons

Hey, Bart Dude! Woah, you look freaked!

Bart

Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?

Sorry, Bart Dude. Can't do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky!

Bart

[to himself] Alright. No need to panic. Just find an egghead, pump up for some answers, and boom, I'm back on Easy Street. [sees Sherri and Terri in the distance. Grinning, he makes his way over to them]

Look at him. I'll bet he didn't study again!

And now he's gonna try and kiss up and get answers from us.

He's pathetic!

Bart

Good morning, girls!

Good morning, Bart.

Bart

Say, who's up for a little cram session? I'll go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' boat?

The Spirit of St. Louis.

Bart

And where'd they land?

Sunny Acapulco.

Bart

And why'd they leave England?

Giant rats.

Bart

[writing down the information in a notebook] Cool, history's coming alive!

Martin

[approaching Bart] As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information regarding America's colonial period you received is erroneous.

Bart

Meaning....

Martin

A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.

Bart

Thanks for the pep talk...

Bart

Hey, everybody! Look at me! Turn this way right now!

Hey, it's Bart!

And he's doing stuff!

Principal Skinner

Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!

Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

Lisa

No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.

She was looking at Nelson!

[sing-song] Lisa likes Nelson!

She does not!

[sing-song] Milhouse likes Lisa!

He does not!

[sing-song] Janey likes Milhouse!

She does not!

[sing-song] Uter likes Milhouse!

Largo

Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

Wendell

Ow, I can't breathe! Please stop him!

I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity.

Lisa

Point of order, if we want to learn anything, we must respect--

Bart

Point of "odor," Lisa stinks.

Hey, leave her alone.

You leave her alone.

[singing] O, Canada

Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

This is all Lisa's fault! She had the idea of that stupid UN club!

Lisa

Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.

People, people, let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.

Nice party, Lisa. Didn't realize the theme was being a loser.

Lisa

My party is not full of losers.

I can burp magic!

Are we that predictable?