Dewey Largo quotes from The Simpsons

Dewey Largo

The best sound of all, silence.

Largo

Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.

Lisa

[ecstatic] I won first chair?

Largo

No, you regained consciousness; Allison got first chair.

Lisa

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Lisa

Huh...? Oh, it's just a dream.

Largo

Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.

Lisa

[ecstatic] I won first chair?

Largo

No, you regained consciousness; Allison got first chair. And believe me, this is not a dream!

Lisa

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

Lisa

No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.

She was looking at Nelson!

[sing-song] Lisa likes Nelson!

She does not!

[sing-song] Milhouse likes Lisa!

He does not!

[sing-song] Janey likes Milhouse!

She does not!

[sing-song] Uter likes Milhouse!

Largo

Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

You gotta make me shorter doc.

Dr. Hibbert

[laughs] What do you mean?

I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.

Dr. Hibbert

What you're asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would perform that operation.

Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.

No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.

Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.

Largo

[screams] I look nothing like Julie Newmar!

Groundskeeper Willie

It's Sheri.

Dewey Largo

Oh, yes! Yes!

Groundskeeper Willie

Correction, the faller is Teri. Repeat, Teri.