Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.
S26Peeping Mom
I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.
The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.
I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo.
I've got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
You also have no evidence.
That's implied.
S26The Kids Are All Fight
MMoe
These photos show that 6 years ago Bart and Lisa were fighting like Creationists and Common Sense.
Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
MMoe
Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
Yeah Homer, we'll definitely help you, but you're gonna have to wait.
We just ordered a pie for the bar.
[Homer gets out a shotgun,cocks it, and shoots the pizza]
What did you do that for?!
Yeah! It took us 45 minutes to choose a topping!
We decided on cheese.
It all began six years ago. Back then, Clevelanders had nothing bad to say about LeBron and they needed cash when they took the turnpike to Toledo.
I saved you.
But you pushed me!
Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
I was pretending, and it worked!
You know, kid. With your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
What are Barts?
You're the smart one, you figure it out.
My bladder's going to burst.
Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
What are we going to do?
It's not so bad, sweety. I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
Remember when Apu let Dad have the experienced hot dog?
Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
S26Let's Go Fly a Coot
If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.
Thanks, Milhouse. I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.
More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.
That's Mock Rickly, my old Air Force buddy.
You said you were in the Army.
You said you were in the Navy.
AAbe
That's the kind of mix up that used to happen when I was in the Marines.
[to Bart and Lisa] Geez, kids. I guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
[pushing a turtle with a broom] Shoo! Shoo now!
[camera pans to a line of McDonell Douglas F-4 Phantom IIs]
PPilot
Just pick them up!
Eh... They feel weird.
S26Bull-E
Sweetie, What happened.
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