So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?
It's called The Bachelor.
S26The Princess Guide
I think he is a sweet, sweet man, but when I kissed him, it was not romantic, more like when Snow White kissed Dopey.
MMoe
No, no, not this comparison again!
MMoe
Do you mind riding a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist?
I don't.
MMoe
To the scooter store!
She's gone!
MMoe
And she trashed my bar! Oh no, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
Sorry, Marge, but I am the royal babysitter. If I start watching commoners, the tongues of the court will be a wag.
S26Sky Police
Relax, Marge. If God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
But it's not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow, I get to tell everyone why.
I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.
Oh, God gets your papers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from Linkedln.
S26Waiting for Duffman
I'm not sure how many more times we can watch Dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
SDr. Schulman
As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
See you next Tuesday, Dr. Schulman! Oh, right, you're in Maui.
I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!
DMr. Duff
Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit?
Don't cut yourselves!
These reality shows really leave you no privacy.
S26Peeping Mom
Fie?
Yeah, look it up.
Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!
Dad, are you gonna snitch on me?
Moes before bros.
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