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The Simpsons · Season 26

Moe, Homer and others in “The Kids Are All Fight”

MMoe

These photos show that 6 years ago Bart and Lisa were fighting like Creationists and Common Sense.

Homer

Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.

MMoe

Father of the year, pal, father of the year.

Carl

Yeah Homer, we'll definitely help you, but you're gonna have to wait.

LLenny

We just ordered a pie for the bar.

[Homer gets out a shotgun,cocks it, and shoots the pizza]

Carl

What did you do that for?!

Barney

Yeah! It took us 45 minutes to choose a topping!

LLenny

We decided on cheese.

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