These photos show that 6 years ago Bart and Lisa were fighting like Creationists and Common Sense.
Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
Yeah Homer, we'll definitely help you, but you're gonna have to wait.
We just ordered a pie for the bar.
[Homer gets out a shotgun,cocks it, and shoots the pizza]
What did you do that for?!
Yeah! It took us 45 minutes to choose a topping!
It all began six years ago. Back then, Clevelanders had nothing bad to say about LeBron and they needed cash when they took the turnpike to Toledo.
Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
I was pretending, and it worked!
You know, kid. With your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
You're the smart one, you figure it out.
My bladder's going to burst.
Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
It's not so bad, sweety. I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
Remember when Apu let Dad have the experienced hot dog?
Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
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