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S21Treehouse of Horror XX

We now see Kent Brockman outside Burger Squared

I'm here at Krustyburger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?

I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!

The math checks out!

Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!

Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.

And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime against nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]

Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills a camera technician and then kills the camera man]

[gasps] what.. What happened?

I... I don't know!

[Twenty-eight days later, Springfield's inhabitants have all succumbed to the zombie cow virus and are eating or infecting everyone else who is not a Muncher.]

A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.

All right!

Yeah, you better!

Thank you.

[Gasps] Bart ate a tainted burger!

I'll bash him with this book!

Dad, No! That's the last book in the world!

Really?

Yes! It's... Oh, go ahead.

To the panic room!

We don't have a panic room!

To the panic room store!

RWRainer Wolfcastle

Come with me if you want to live- [is devoured by a mob of zombies]

Another politician who can't keep his promises.

What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?! [Camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy nervously fidgeting with his Clerical collar.]

This is the best musical in light years!

Light years measure distance, not time.

You know what I meant.

[Singing]

I just have to warn you, Marge...

My taste for romance is kinda perverse!

I can only make love in the back of a hearse

and I have to be dressed as a Civil War nurse!

And then when I'm finished, I'll go through your purse!

But you could do worse!

I could do worse!

BCBarney, Carl, and Lenny

We're proof that you could do worse!

She couldn't possibly do worse!

Shhhhh!

S21The Devil Wears Nada

Ye-bonjour!

Homer, there's a moth in my room. Where are you?

Where I should have been all along. In Springfield.

What? Get back to the Eternal City of Lights at once or you're fired!

Oh, I don't think so. You know that woman you've been playing "hide the baguette" with? She's French first lady Carla Bruni. You fire me, and I'll call Nicolas Sarkozy, and he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock.

You wouldn't dare!

Oh, wouldn't I? Just listen! [dials other cell phone]

PNPresident Nicholas Sarkozy

[on phone] Allo, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy.

All right, Homer, you win. Give Marge my best.

I will, but first, I'll be giving her mine.

[about Marge and Ned having an affair] My wife and my worst friend. Could it be?

The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts.

Actually, those were Carl's shirts.

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

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