Homer, there's a moth in my room. Where are you?
Where I should have been all along. In Springfield.
What? Get back to the Eternal City of Lights at once or you're fired!
Oh, I don't think so. You know that woman you've been playing "hide the baguette" with? She's French first lady Carla Bruni. You fire me, and I'll call Nicolas Sarkozy, and he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock.
Oh, wouldn't I? Just listen! [dials other cell phone]
PN President Nicholas Sarkozy
[on phone] Allo, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy.
All right, Homer, you win. Give Marge my best.
I will, but first, I'll be giving her mine.
[about Marge and Ned having an affair] My wife and my worst friend. Could it be?
The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts.
Actually, those were Carl's shirts.
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
We thought you were gonna die.
T Tod
And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
And his funny friend, David.
Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen.
You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanders were coming over for dinner.
I'm having a tea party at Janey's.
And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Janey's... no connection.
Stop dragging me! When I get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
I'm gonna miss Ted, he was a good supervisor.
Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched in late, or not at all.
And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine... mmm... beer.
CH − Previous episode · S21 Treehouse of Horror XX CH + Next episode · S21 Rednecks and Broomsticks
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License .
