“Treehouse of Horror XX” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (5), Lisa Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (2), Lenny Leonard (2), Carl Carlson (2), Barney Gumble (2)
[sees a decapitated head of Mrs. Hoover] You killed her?
Right, like we agreed.
I never said "kill"!
Yeah, 'cause you're smart. You don't say "kill," you say "prank." Like Mom and Dad say "snuggle" when what they really mean is "let's lock the door and hug."
Well, I didn't kill Mrs. Krabappel!
So, all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Yeah, "ding dong ditch".
"Ding dong ditch" means you kill her. Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch.
We now see Kent Brockman outside Burger Squared
I'm here at Krustyburger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
The math checks out!
Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime against nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills a camera technician and then kills the camera man]
[gasps] what.. What happened?
I... I don't know!
[Twenty-eight days later, Springfield's inhabitants have all succumbed to the zombie cow virus and are eating or infecting everyone else who is not a Muncher.]
A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
All right!
Yeah, you better!
Thank you.
[Gasps] Bart ate a tainted burger!
I'll bash him with this book!
Dad, No! That's the last book in the world!
Really?
Yes! It's... Oh, go ahead.
To the panic room!
We don't have a panic room!
To the panic room store!
Come with me if you want to live- [is devoured by a mob of zombies]
Another politician who can't keep his promises.
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?! [Camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy nervously fidgeting with his Clerical collar.]
This is the best musical in light years!
Light years measure distance, not time.
You know what I meant.
[Singing]
I just have to warn you, Marge...
My taste for romance is kinda perverse!
I can only make love in the back of a hearse
and I have to be dressed as a Civil War nurse!
And then when I'm finished, I'll go through your purse!
But you could do worse!
I could do worse!
We're proof that you could do worse!
She couldn't possibly do worse!
Shhhhh!
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