Ye-bonjour!
Homer, there's a moth in my room. Where are you?
Where I should have been all along. In Springfield.
What? Get back to the Eternal City of Lights at once or you're fired!
Oh, I don't think so. You know that woman you've been playing "hide the baguette" with? She's French first lady Carla Bruni. You fire me, and I'll call Nicolas Sarkozy, and he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock.
You wouldn't dare!
Oh, wouldn't I? Just listen! [dials other cell phone]
[on phone] Allo, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy.
All right, Homer, you win. Give Marge my best.
I will, but first, I'll be giving her mine.
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