We thought you were gonna die.
TTod
And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
And his funny friend, David.
Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen.
RTRod and Tod
Yay!
S21The Devil Wears Nada
You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanders were coming over for dinner.
I'm having a tea party at Janey's.
And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Janey's... no connection.
Stop dragging me! When I get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Oh, that's wonderful!
I'm gonna miss Ted, he was a good supervisor.
Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched in late, or not at all.
And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine... mmm... beer.
S21Pranks and Greens
Marge, what are you doing?
This junk food has got to go. It's full of chemicals, trans fats, and hard pore corn.
S21Rednecks and Broomsticks
Oh, for cryin' out...! I hate traffic - the band and the phenomenon!
[On the kid's 'Bonk It' toy]
Hey kids, it's daddy's turn. Stomp it! Crush it! Kill it!
Ohhh, why do my actions have consequences?!
BBrandy
Drink up,sweetie. Let the possum work its magic.
Possum?!
BBrandy
Oh, don't worry. We don't kill it. We just dip it.
MMoe
Oh, it's no good, you're just a load of spineless weasels!
[The townspeople turn round and come to a halt]
Kill the weasel hater!
[Everyone runs after Moe]
MMoe
[laughing as he runs] See, that's what I'm talking about!
Brandy?! Where's the bazook?![Looks at his son, holding the bazooka.] Aw, he's gonna shoot them Google Earth folks that caught me with my britches down.
Oh for God's-! You know, one hillbilly has his way with one fat guy in Deliverance, and suddenly people think that's all hillbillies do!
From now on, The only "witch" in lisa's life Is which boy will marry her.
S21O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
[Homer is extolling the virtues of girls over boys.]
Girls are easy! Girls love daddy, girls give birthday cards with glitter and sprinkles, and I don't have to tell them how their bodies work 'cause I don't know!
You never told me how my body works.
Point and shoot.
Are you sure this will work?
Hey, this is the DVD my parents used to make me.
So it kind of works.
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