Good morning, Starshine, Seth.
[Seth and Munchie gasp to find their garden is empty]
MMunchie
What's going on?
SSeth
What happened to our crops?
I picked them, juiced them, and delivered them to every store in town. Your business is saved.
MMunchie
But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order.
That's what I thought of first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn, the one with the camouflaged netting.
SSeth
Homer, those were our personal vegetables.
But now the town can benefit from their own nutrients.
Doctor, will he be all right?
Yes, he was lucky. If that were a gladiola, he'd be dead right now.
Why don't you just pull it out?
[laughs] I'm a doctor, not a gardener.
Couldn't you prune some of the leaves so I can watch TV?
And, for the first time ever, our computer lab actually has a computer in it.
[Ralph is sitting at their newly installed computer, engrossed in an educational spelling program]
Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! [the Coleco shows a cat with "C_T" underneath; he types "a" to spell "cat," which prompts a "meow" sound from the computer] I'm learnding.
[Bart and Lisa are outside the boys' bathroom]
Hey, I can't go in there!
Relax, there's nothing here you didn't see when Dad boycotted pants.
[Bart and Lisa knock on a closed stall door in the boys' bathroom]
Hang on, I'll buzz you in. [short pause] Buzz.
Hurry up, my arms are getting cold.
[Lisa sneezes inside the freezer. Marge arrives]
Oh my goodness! Homer, get her out of there!
Aw! [pulls Lisa out of the freezer shivering holding an ice cream can]
[Picks the ice cream can from Lisa] Sherbert Hoover? [throws it back on the freezer]
[grumbling and mopping in the kitchen] Who left these muddy claw prints on my clean floor?
Sorry, Marge. Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing birds. But don't worry! I put him in a nice hot bath.
[sniffs the air] Hey, what smells so good?
Yeah... [with growing realization and horror] Pinchy? Pinchy?! Oh...! PINCHY!!!!!!
[Homer hurries away to the bathroom. Later, he is seen crying while eating Pinchy's cooked body at the dinner table]
Oh, man, that's good...! [sob] Pass the butter?
[passing it] Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?
Uh-huh. Pinchy would've wanted it this way. My dear, sweet Pinchy...! [takes a bite] No more pain where you are now, boy. [breaks the lobster's body in half and sucks out the meat] Oh God, that's tasty! I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this! [sobs and takes more bites] Oh, Pinchy...!
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Homer, you're really brave to go through with this operation.
It's not an operation, Moe. The doctor says it's just a procedure.
No, no, no - making polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly life-threatening surgery here.
[worried] Really? You think It's dangerous?
Oh yeah, and even if you survive the operation--
Procedure! Deadly procedure.
Whatever; the point is, with only one kidney, you won't be able to drink yourself stupid no more.
Now you're just trying to scare me.
Plus, they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker lists. Everyone who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after ya!
Listen, I'm just gonna get right to the point here - can I have your buttocks? I mean, if you die. They look pretty comfortable.
And, uh, are those your original lips?
Well, actually I-- Hey! Quit harvesting me with your eyes! [storms out of the bar]
[watching him leave] Oh yeah, that would look so good on me!
[after hearing Homer's story of how he ran away from his dying father after promising him one of his kidneys]
CPConcertina Player
[in a French accent] I stole this accordion from a blind monkey, but you [spits] You disgust even me!
[After being tossed off of the Ship of Lost Souls, AKA Honeybunch, watching it sail away into the fog]
That's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth!
