“Lisa Gets an "A” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Nelson Muntz (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
And, for the first time ever, our computer lab actually has a computer in it.
[Ralph is sitting at their newly installed computer, engrossed in an educational spelling program]
Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! [the Coleco shows a cat with "C_T" underneath; he types "a" to spell "cat," which prompts a "meow" sound from the computer] I'm learnding.
Aw, way to go, Ralph.
[Bart and Lisa are outside the boys' bathroom]
Hey, I can't go in there!
Relax, there's nothing here you didn't see when Dad boycotted pants.
[Bart and Lisa knock on a closed stall door in the boys' bathroom]
Hang on, I'll buzz you in. [short pause] Buzz.
Hurry up, my arms are getting cold.
[Lisa sneezes inside the freezer. Marge arrives]
Oh my goodness! Homer, get her out of there!
Aw! [pulls Lisa out of the freezer shivering holding an ice cream can]
[Picks the ice cream can from Lisa] Sherbert Hoover? [throws it back on the freezer]
[grumbling and mopping in the kitchen] Who left these muddy claw prints on my clean floor?
Sorry, Marge. Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing birds. But don't worry! I put him in a nice hot bath.
[sniffs the air] Hey, what smells so good?
Yeah... [with growing realization and horror] Pinchy? Pinchy?! Oh...! PINCHY!!!!!!
[Homer hurries away to the bathroom. Later, he is seen crying while eating Pinchy's cooked body at the dinner table]
Oh, man, that's good...! [sob] Pass the butter?
[passing it] Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?
Uh-huh. Pinchy would've wanted it this way. My dear, sweet Pinchy...! [takes a bite] No more pain where you are now, boy. [breaks the lobster's body in half and sucks out the meat] Oh God, that's tasty! I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this! [sobs and takes more bites] Oh, Pinchy...!
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