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[grabbing Homer's arm] Shame on you, boy! Put some damn pants on then pull'em down! Cause it's time for a spankin!
“D'oh-in in the Wind” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Principal Skinner (1), Julius Hibbert (1), Abe (1)
Hear ye, hear ye! The intergalactic jester proclaims this conformity factory closed!
[Kids cheer and burst out of the school]
15 years of loyal service and this is how they tell me? A jester with an invisible proclamation?
Good morning, Starshine, Seth.
[Seth and Munchie gasp to find their garden is empty]
MMunchie
What's going on?
SSeth
What happened to our crops?
I picked them, juiced them, and delivered them to every store in town. Your business is saved.
MMunchie
But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order.
That's what I thought of first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn, the one with the camouflaged netting.
MMunchie
Uh-oh.
SSeth
Homer, those were our personal vegetables.
But now the town can benefit from their own nutrients.
YHYoung Homer on mural
How could you let me turn into you?
But-but-but the poncho--
"But-but-but the poncho!" Hit the road, square.
Doctor, will he be all right?
Yes, he was lucky. If that were a gladiola, he'd be dead right now.
Why don't you just pull it out?
[laughs] I'm a doctor, not a gardener.
Couldn't you prune some of the leaves so I can watch TV?
What did I just say?
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