Well, I gotta hand it to you, Homer, you're really brave to go through with this operation.
It's not an operation, Moe. The doctor says it's just a procedure.
No, no, no - making polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly life-threatening surgery here.
[worried] Really? You think It's dangerous?
Oh yeah, and even if you survive the operation--
Procedure! Deadly procedure.
Whatever; the point is, with only one kidney, you won't be able to drink yourself stupid no more.
Now you're just trying to scare me.
Plus, they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker lists. Everyone who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after ya!
But I don't want that!
Listen, I'm just gonna get right to the point here - can I have your buttocks? I mean, if you die. They look pretty comfortable.
Yeah, I guess...
And, uh, are those your original lips?
Well, actually I-- Hey! Quit harvesting me with your eyes! [storms out of the bar]
[watching him leave] Oh yeah, that would look so good on me!
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